BREAKING BAD LOST EPISODE
hello, as I am am writing thsi I do not have much time. He is coming for me and I havve no idea how much I have until he finds me. Until then I must tell you about what happened, what terrible events that led me to this point, and how much of a fool I am for not believing.
I was on a regular trip to Kroger buying almond water when my friend texted me a spooky story about my favorite television show Breaking bad. The website looked really weird. The background was blood red, and I could only make out "666" as the title to this website. before I could even read about the story, the website was deleted and my phone crashed! I thought i would never get to the bottom of it until the checkout line. Who was there but Vince Giligan, creator of breaking bad! I wanted to tell him how much I loved his show and how I dreamed of us in a bed together,buit i had more pressing matters. I confronte him about the lost episode, and he burst into tears. "I will give you the epidose," he said, "but promise me to never tell a living soul about this." I said ok and I drove home in my Delorean. When I got home i read the news and right after i got in my car Vince got a gun and commmited suicide! Anyway i took out the paper he gave me and i put in the link, which was www.EVILHUELXXXWILLFINDYOU.com. SPOOKY! it took about 8 minutes and 29 seconds to load, and when it did the website schoked me. it was Huell, but he had hyper-realistic eyes with blood coming out as tearss. I almost cried because Huel was my favorite charcter, but i pressed on. I clicked gthe download link, which was IAMDADANGER.mp4. It took around 30 seconds to load nd then the video started playing,
The video starts off witha wide view of los pollos Hermanos,something was super off. There were no crediyts, except one right at the start, which read "SATAN: director". I thought that this was just a glitch and i continued watching. It cuts to Gus and Walt stiting at a table in the restaurant eating what looked like JEsse. Now THIS was really scary. Why did walt or gus kill Jesse? Jesse was always like the cool older brotherm and a great role model, why did he have to die? it was just walt and gus sitiing and eating jesse until Walter got up and said "gotta shit" and gus said "ok". it then cuts to static for 4 monutes i swear i could hear Oops I did it again by Britany Spears in reverse while it was happening. when it comes back on walt and gus are back and Jesse is completely gone they sit still for 12 seconds until gus's eyes become hyeper-realistic and bloody and he says to Walt "I WILL KILL YOUR WIFE. I WILL KILL YOUR SON. I WILL KILL YOUR INFANT DAUGHTER." this is when i got completely shcoked. Why was gus so weird? why did he threaten Wlat's family? What did Wallet do? right after he said that he started vomiting blood and Walart did too. Guese then took out aboxcutter and SLASHED a guy's thropat right next to him. hyper-reliastc blood flew everywher and I look like D;. It tehn cuts to walt and Skylor eatin breakfats with walter junior. I couldnt recognize what theyw ere eating but itr shocked me when i did realize. they were eating THE DIRTBIKE THE KID WAS RIDING WHEN HE GOT SHOT BY TODD!!!
This is what broke me, because I Love dirbikes, My first christmas gift ever was when my wife, Dad, gave me one. It was so cool, but then i lost in in a near fatal couch accident, but that is anotehr story for another time. beofre i could cry any longer though the screen cut and it went to when Huell and the other guy on walter money. it was just them lying on the money for 10 minutes and 48 seconds until huell suddenly got coivered in 666'es and got super sharp teeeth. Then out of nowhere he chooped on theguy's head and ate him whole! thats not all though, as he thenw ent to every cool character then at them deliciiusly. Tuco? dead. Jack? dead. Hank? dead? it was a hyper-realistic bloodbath, and i was crying all throughout it. then for some reason it cuts to walt, and huell is chasing him! walter wasrunning for his life with a pizza, while huell still loooked ass scary and as hyperp-relaistic as ever! they ran for like 5 minute sor something until walt reached skyler's house. He knocks for 3 minutes, until the dorr is opened. Before i tell you whats behind it, you need to know this sint like evrything else in this story. This wa sa pure abomination, sonething that will siurley scar me for life. Are youready? you betetr be.
When the door opens for walt...A SKELETON POPS OUT. if yoy get PTSED from this, it is your faylt, i warned you. Then walt throws piza on roof and then dies. as hes laying an the ground, though, he says "YOU SHOUD NOT HAVE WATCHED THIS TAPE BOBBY SCAR. VINCE WAS A FOOLAND YOU ARE FOOL TOO. FOR FOOLISHNESS YOU WILL PAY. I WILL BE AT HOUSE IN ONE MINUTE." i laughed at this because walt was a fictional character and not possible for him to interact with the outside world. i wasnt even bothered by him knowing my name! but exactly 1 minute after hearingf taht. I heard a knocking at the door. when i checked the port hole it was WALTER WHITE WITH A PIZZA LEAKING HYEPERFREALISTIC BLOOD EVERYWHERE. I immediately hid myself iun my room, but i still heard knocking.
I am dad by the time you read this, but remember to learn from my mistake. never watch the breaking bad lost episode, for he is the one who kocks.
Written by CheaterCheaterBuckeyeEater
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