BUGS VirUs

OK, so back in January 2004, I started up my computer. I looked up Zelda Mario. I found a game called Zelda and the mushroom of Luigi. It seemed bad. I downloaded it. It was weird. The file was called "Mario and Zelda Scheme". But on the title screen said "Zelda and the Mushroom of Luigi" just like the link. I pressed play and Mario popped up and shook his anus at the screen. And I got a blue screen. I restarted my computer and instead of Windows logo at the beginning, It said BUGS is in here, yeah.

And I got another blue screen, but it was red and instead of saying:

IRQL_NOT_LESS_OR_EQUAL it said BUGS_INFECTION_COMPLETION.

I was frightened. Then Mario's head came up and got closer and closer. Then it said "system32 terminated". And it said "Thanks to the BUGS VirUs program, all your computer's programs will now be the Zelda and Mario game." and then my computer's motherboard spurted out of the PC and hit me in the balls.

I looked at the motherboard and in small letters it said "Go get a new computer, douche." and I did. I never searched Zelda Mario again.

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