Bad Jimmy

"Bad Jimmy" ah, what a name, it sure is a name alright. When my dad was working in the police force he had a run in with a guy who called himself Bad Jimmy and insisted to be called that and nothing else. He was obvisusly conused and sused out by him. Him and my father waked outside of the station because the guy said he had cool guns in the back of his white van. He did not have cool guns in the back of his white van, it was infact a large pile of yellow, white, and pink legos. My father was obvisoly pissed about this and wanted to arrest the guy but couldn't and Jimmy told him the guns were buried in the legos so my dad crawled into the van and Jimmy closed the door behind him and sped off. I could only watch from the window as Jimmy sped away.

I quickly called my two best friends Tyrone and Loud Fang (He was a furry and legally changed his name to that) Since Loud Fang could smell very well since he is apparently part wolf somehow he helped us track Jimmy to his Lair. When we casually broke into Jimmy's house in broad daylight he quickly caught us and made us play a game. He had us play a game called "Five craftmines: The great sex games" he handed us all phones, he instructed us to play carefully or he would kill us epiclally. Once we started to play the game we were all on the same map we then met a hostile character named "Freddy Funklebare" his eyes were dripping with hyper realistic cum and he chased us armed with his belt, just like how my dad would when he figured out my fat ass ate the entire thanksgiving dinner or the time when I let Loud Fang into the house and since he was never potty trained and he shit all over the floor and blamed it all on me. We ran away from Freddy Funklebear and beat the level. Now was for the second and final level, Jimmy was nervous since he had never seen such epic gamers before. The final boss was a giant furry woman, dubbed the "Furry Queen" Loud Fang refused to kill her for whatever reason he said it was because "Too hot, I can't handle this!" or something before passing out in his $1 million fur suit. He could have been referring to the furry queen or how long he has spent in his suit possibly both, I have actually never seen his face before I really just assumed he somehow got used to how hot and musty it was inside it. We lost one player already, it really wasn't looking good for us. All our characters had giant anime swords 10x bigger than their body but they could still carry them somehow. Since we are epic gamers we beat the furry queen in just under 100 hits.

We were let free and allowed to fight Jimmy now, I woke up Loud Fang by taking off his furry head and I saw a smaller furry head underneath it, I pulled that one off too, and there was a smaller one under there so I just asked Jimmy for some water and splashed Loud Fang with it, he was a little pissed I took off his furry head but didn't really care since I didn't see his face (It was probably for the best) We all walked toward Jimmy and began to charge at him. Loud Fang's fursuit was retrofitted with real wolf teeth and and the exact same biteforce as one, he bit the back of bad Jimmy's neck while I punched him in his large stomach. Tyrone chewed on Jimmy's fingers, Jimmy knew he was going down and there was nothing he could do about it. I noticed Jimmy's face really wasn't his face at all and I pulled it off, it turned out that he was Jimmy Neutron the boy genius! Well, he's more of the man genius now, he explained that ever since his series was cancelled in 2006 he started to go off the deep end, without Jimmy Neutron his life was left without meaning. Until he saw my dad, my pa looks a lot like Jimmy's dad from the show so Jimmy wanted him to act like his father and was going to go find himself a mother too. My dad was tied to a stripper pole in the corner of the room. We beat and bit Jimmy until he was knocked out and bleeding from the back of the neck since Loud Fang bit him hard. We all untied my dad and broke our way out of Jimmy's house. My dad was grateful and promised never to hit me with a belt again.

Little did we know that Jimmy was crawling towards the button that unleashed his secret army of anime cat girls, it turns out they had more eyes than brains since they seemed to not be able to find their way out of the house and could only say owo and nyaa. We just ran away and left Jimmy with his horde of cat girls and to be honest that's a fate worse than death.

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