Ball Removal Operation

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Once the balls are removed, the body will adapt and pee will be stored in the shaft, eventually.

Naturally the body will heal, and once the body realizes its urine storing facilities have been removed, it will heal the area after being applied with antiseptic and stitching. After about three months, the groin area will send a hormonal signal to the brain, informing it of a bodily loss. In sequence, the body will reroute the piss to the shaft. This gives it a faster and optimized route to release, as it is a direct linear connection between the source, your cock, and the external(s). This allows for high frame rate pissing (HFRP) once the balls are culled. How? Because it is so that as there are less nerve cells and nerve routes to send the signal through, the overall energy consumption for signal transmission is reduced, which is efficient in praxis. ((think of the: BBC) bladder, ball(s), and cock unit and it's energy consumption). With this, you've essentially just macro keyed your dick. Now yuo see...This is actually a worthwhile endeavor. Unlike the treacherous and invasive practice of circumcision, this surgical practice would optimize the BBC unit; forgoing the caveat of losing our natural sensitivity in the penis, and general groin area. Another amazing discovery is that the vascular system does not consciously realize a smaller unit overall. So evidently the same amount of blood will be delegated into the smaller unit of Bladder and Cock. And therefore will lead to an increase in penis and penis-head girth and length; with a higher girth ratio.

In summary, although the Balls are a great ornamental piece in the scheme of Cock and Ball, with a myriad of cultural and historical value and implications, they are merely a decorative piece with an inconsequential purpose. And in my writing this paper, we discover that in their absence is practical everyday use for the modern 21st Century man.



Credited to BillieEilish_Toes 

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