Balls, the Talkin' Dog
Little Kid: OH, a puppy!
Balls: I'm a dog, not a puppy.
Little Kid: Oh, okay...
Balls: How about you come to my alleyway? I have a treat for you.
Little Kid: OKAY!
*in the alleyway*
Little Kid: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH *crunch*
He's BaaaaaaaaaALLLS, the Talkin' Dog!
Old Man: Hai dere, little dog. What's your name?
Balls: My name is Balls.
Old man: And you talk. That's amazing!
Balls: You know why they call me Balls?
Old man: No... why?
Balls: Because it's the first thing I bite.
*crunch*
He's BaaaaaaaaaALLS, the Talkin' Dog!
Store: Oh, hai, doggy. What can I get you today?
Balls: Do you have a knife?
Store Owner: Uh... sure... What kind of knife?
Balls: A big one. Possibly with... blood on it?
Store Owner: Uh, not really...
Balls: Are you proud of your dick?
Store Owner: Yeah... wh- why?
Balls: Because... I'm gonna turn you into a girl.
*crunch*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
He's BaaaaaaaaaaAALLS, the Talkin' Dog!
Based on the character in the Alchestbreach videos. Feel free to add your own "Balls" stories above this line. But please evade the Trollpasta cliches (And then a skeleton popped out, etc.) Oh, and uh... Balls can't die. >.>
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