Banjo-Kazooie: The Scary Versioon
This is a scarty thign that hapened to me once. What youre about to read is not a parody pasta. This sotry is about the N64 classic Banjo-Kazooie, developed by Rareware, published by Nintendo, released on May 31, 1998 in North America, released July 17, 1998 in Europe, and released Devember 6, 1998 nin Japan. Isn't it odd how North AMerica hgets it first, but the devleopedr is Euripoen, and the puisplishedr is Japanese.? I certnily od not think so,. Thisd story is also totlly true,.
It all started one day hwen i was playing Banjo-Kazooie on Virtual Console on Game Cube using the NES controller. I was orignally gonig to be palying Sonic 2 in this sotrym but i changeded the mind. Anywhose, I was fighting Gruntilta, she's a withc, but she was originally going to be a giant. Anywhose, I was gifhting Gruntilda, the witch who was orginally gonig to be a giant, when all of sudden, I was sucked down a giant black hole. JIGGLYPUFF THAN APPEARED! She sang me to slepe, when I aowken I akseded her whh she had done what hse do. She said all "Jigglypuff!" She then disappeared into thing air. I wa s at the obttom ogf the black hole. There was nohting theere but me and a scary image of Aquaman that scared me. I was inthere for the next 25 years.
Wehn I finnaly ogt out of the blackhole, the entire earth had been destroyed, DESTROYED!!!!!! I was all that remianed. I dind't like this one bit at all. What was I to do? The only logincal thing. What is the obly logical thing you may be asking me as you read this story irhgt now? The onyl logical thing to tdo was what I am about tho say was what I did. I used my psychic powers to reset all tiemmmm adter me not going in black ohle. I was vback where I was now. I was convinvced it was all a fdream. But it wasn't, I was convinced of that. How was i convinced? NBecause when I looked up, I saw my dadd wand he said
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