Batman The Crappy Knight

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Batman and Robin

Robin: Hey Batman why are you taking me on this adventure?

Batman: Shut up I'm Batman!

Robin: Which villain are we going after Batman?

Batman: Well... Uhhhhhhhhh... Uhhhhhh. Two Craps and a Funny Clown.

Robin: Batman lets go!

Batman: (Slaps Robin)

The Adventure

Robin: Good Golly Gee Batman, this is a big city.

Batman: Shut up kid, you live here.

Robin: No I don't.

Batman: Shut up idiot.

Robin: Why did you hurt my wittle feewings.

Batman: Cause I'm Batman.

Robin: (trips over his leg in the bat mobile and falls out of the car.)

Batman: (Hits Robin with tires and backs up.) Are you ok Robin?

Robin: I'm Fiiiiine! WEEE!(Skips over to bat mobile like ballerina)

Batman: (Kicks Robin out of bat mobile and runs over his legs, gets out of car and kicks his head.) Now get up Boy Wonder.

Robin: owe! Batman it hurts!

Batman: Where is he?

Robin: Batman I don't know, but it hurt OW!.

Narrator: They finally arrive at the coin castle. Robin has 700 broken bones, his legs connected to his head, and his face beaten in like a pancake. Robin was connected to a chain and was dragged through the hallway.

Robin: Why?

Batman: Cause I'm Batman.

Narrator: They meet Two Craps.

Two Craps: I'll flip a coin of crap to see who lives and dies.

Batman: (Slings chain at Two Craps and Robin lands in acid.

Robin: Holy macaroni, Batman I'm burning.

Batman: Don't worry I'll save you ( pulls chain Robin looks like fried chicken.)

Robin: Hey Batman I have a quick question.

Batman: What?

Robin: Do I still look sexy Batman?

Batman: (puts Robin back in acid, leaves him there to burn)

Robin: Holy Dedede, Batman that burns.

Batman: You're the boy wonder, correct?

Narrator: 24 hours later Batman takes the burnt and annoying Robin to the Funny Clown's mad house.

Batman: (Laughs) You look like a roasted chicken.

Robin: Do I look tasty? Can we get NightWing?

Batman: No NightWing is dead.

Robin: What happened?

Batman: You annoyed the crap out of him. After you had a full conversation about My Little Pony, he put a gun to his head.

Robin: Holy Meatballs Batman I have him the trunk?

Batman: (punches Robin into a sign)

Robin: Holy Taco Sandwich!

Batman: God He's making me freaking hungry. (hits Robin with baseball bat)

Robin: Batman no! NO! NO!

Batman: This is what you get! Oh my Batman, Batman I'm sorry!

Batman: Are you serious? Did he seriously just say oh my Batman?

Robin: Holy Chicken Nuggets!

Batman: Lets go!

Narrator: They meet Funny Clown.

Funny Clown: Face my.. UHHH.. Evil!! HAAHAHA!(pulls out weird weapon.

Robin: Oh my eggplant, what the pumpkin is that?

Batman:(hits Robin with Baterang)

Robin:(Cries) Holy Ketchup, why the mayonnaise did you do that?

Batman: Cause I Don't care!.

Funny Clown: I'm outta here!

Robin: You're not going anywhere you little pickle, were taking you to jail!

Batman: You're such a disappointment.

Robin: (Shoots crappy boomerang that doesn't even work)

Narrator: Funny Clown gets annoyed and jumps out of the window and accidentally hurts himself. Batman gets mad at Robin and throws him out the window.

Robin: Oh my Pancake, Batman help me!

Batman: All right lets go home.

Narrator: Batman beats him outside, and kicks Robin to the Bat Mobile. They go home, and Robin gets grounded for being annoying. P.S. Robin lives with Batman, Robin is like 11 or something.

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