Batman V Superman: Alternate Ending Part 1

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Some people who grew up in the 2010s might have remembered a movie by the name of "Batman v Superman" if you're living under a rock then let me give a big big big explanation.

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice is the second film from the DCEU which is a cinematic universe kinda like Marvel, except with DC heroes obviously. It first started in 2013 with a film titled "Man of Steel" which was a more dark and gritty tale on Superman. Then after that came Batman V Superman which was not received well at all by critics. Mostly due to the fact that it was a very rushed way of setting up a cinematic universe, barely giving any of the other heroes their own solo movies. However I'm actually one of those people who enjoyed the movie. But what the general public probably doesn't know is that there were two entirely alternate endings to the movie that had to be cut as it would've pushed the rating to an R instead of PG-13.

Now, let me introduce myself. My name's Who-Dey, and I'm an anthropomorphic bengal tiger who actually prefers the DCEU over the MCU. The only DCEU movies that I really hated were Justice League from 2017, 2016's Suicide Squad, and Wonder Woman 1984. And to be completely honest, you gotta admit that DC movies are actually starting to get a lot better, unlike Marvel where their movies are just the same type of movie.

Now, let's get on with the actual story. It all started on June 25, 2019 in Washington D.C. It was a nice, rainy day. I was on my computer, watching lesbian porn with some lotion in my hand. Before I was about to squirt some cum out of my little tinky winky, I got a notification from my friend Sourdough Sam. It was a Instagram text that said "Yo, check this out, I just got sent these two deleted endings for Batman v Superman from a fellow hacker of mine. You've gotta check these out. I'll make sure to send the two copies that I have to you." I honestly thought that it was a joke at first as these lost episode protagonists always do, But I decided to give the first one a watch. The first file was titled "The Batman, Superman, and Wonder Woman Sex Tape" the scene starts with the ending fight between the DC Trinity and Doomsday. But the difference in this scene was that instead of Superman dying while killing Doomsday, Superman somehow survives and all is glory. However, this is when things really start to go ballistic. It then fades to the outside of Batman's house, and then it shows Batman, Superman, and Wonder Woman in the bedroom. Wonder Woman then started to take off her clothes and Superman and Batman both started to drool, and a boner was very visible on Batman. Wonder Woman then started to get on the bed into a playing position. Batman then grabbed her lasso of truth and tied her up with it. Wonder Woman then smiled and said "Is that the tightest you can go bats?". Then Batman took off his suit except for his cowl, and Superman gently joined in. I then started laughing because it was funny as they started to have sex. Batman then shoves his kryptonite spear up Wonder Woman's vagina. The scene lasted for about 10 minutes, until mudda fuggin Aquaman walks in on them saying "MY MAN!". Then the credits rolled.

Then I realized that my cousin was watching me the whole time. It was hella embarrassing, however she actually wanted to watch it again. I then said "Alrighty, I don't see why not" so I showed it to her and she literally died from laughter. I then hid her dead body in the crawlspace of my apartment. The next day I then remembered there was another file that I haven't watched here. But I don't feel like including it in this story. So yeah, that's the first part of my ultra wacky story.

To be continued...

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