Batman v Jeff: Dawn of Creepypasta

I'm your average DC Comics fanboy, so I was freaking stoked when the Batman v Superman trailer hit. When I went to the Warner Brothers YouTube channel though, the avatar was Jeff the Killer. As a reader of only the finest creepypasta like Sonic.exe and Laughing Jack, this scared me shitless.

There was also only one video, titled, "Batman v Jeff: Dawn of Creepypasta". I was curious, so I clicked it. Boy do I regret it. The trailer opens with a crudely drawn version of the DC Comics logo, the paper clearly blood stained. It then cut to Batman tied to a chair, clearly putting up a struggle.

Jeff the Killer then came screen holding a knife. I let out a small scream. He said "all you disgusting people look up to your idols... I say... NO MORE!". Jeff plunged the knife into Batman's eye. The fallen hero screamed for mercy. Jeff removed the knife and cut Batman's mouth. And finally, he plunged it into his heart 13 times.

The video ended, I was crying at this point. I decided to shut down my computer and go watch the news. As I turned the TV on, my fears became even worse. On the TV, I saw, "Batman Impersonator found dead with 13 stab wounds in chest".

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