Be careful when buying unstoppable killer ants on Amazon

I bought unstoppable killer ants on Amazon. In the package there was a hair dryer. I plugged in the hair dryer and died from electrocution. Then the police came and died from electrocution. Then the neighbour came for no reason and died. Then the president came and died.

The hair dryer was made in Wuhan, China. I think this is their revenge for saying covid19 and unstoppable killer ants come from there.

PS: I'm now dead