Bearland

I had taken a boat into Bearland. It's quite close to England, when I arrived, I looked around, on the left, there was a place to bear business, which was a place for baby bears to play, on the right, there were a couple of restaraunts and pubs, one was called Bearestaraunt you won't bear, and the pub was called Bearpub. Right in front was a huge monument and on the top, there was a huge clock, it was apparently called Big Bear. I went inside the pub.

I decided to sit in the corner of the bar, the Landbear, as they are called, came up to me while drying up a glass.

"What would you like?" The Landbear asked.

"I would like a pint of Guinness." I replied.

He filled a glass up with Guinness for me.

"That'll be 6 Bear 50." The Landbear said.

I gave him the money and I was quite bamboozled, y'no bcuz the Bear poured me a pint.

"I'm gonna go back to eating my Porridge and Honey." He said to me.

"Wow, that was amazing!" I said out loud.

The bear next to me told me to shush, and the game of bearball was on. Liverbear was against Manbearster United. I tapped him on the shoulders and asked.

"How are you bears so intelligent?"

Everybear gasped and all looked at me, the bear next to me smashed his Tiger bottle, I mean his Bear bottle and threatened me with it. I was about to run, when all of the sudden, all of the Bears in the pub ran at me, even the Landbear was jumping at me. Two bears were trying to shut the door and keep it shut, I punched those motherfuckbears in the face and I ran out, I shut the door behind me and they eventually stopped trying to break out. I was so confused, but I decided to carry on exploring, I went into the café and the BearChef asked me.

"What would you like?" She asked.

"Can I have Porridge and Honey, it's in memory of the Landbear next door." I said.

"A frown grew upon her smiling face. She jumped on top of me and started scratching me in the face, I tried to block her attacks but to no avail, I grabbed the table and smacked her over the head with it and ran into my new room in the Beartel (Bear hotel.) I tried to disinfect the wounds on my face due to the Bearchef, I disinfected some of them, but others got infected. I decided to go to sleep, when I woke up, I turned on the TVB (I was gonna put TB, but TB is a blood disease and I didn't want to upset anyone.) and put the channel on Bear News.

"This is Beareaking news." said the Bear reporter, at this point I had facepalmed myself. "Lord Teddington has said that a HUMAN, was insulting everybear. He needs to be exterminated."

That was when it hit me

I...AM...

BEARS!

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