Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice

Hello, I'm Mark. Last Night I Found A Dead Body In My Fire Place. He Looked Very Very Bloody, He Had A Scar That Stated, Beetle juice, Beetle juice, Beetle juice, He Had A Knife Stuck Up Through His Mouth, It Also Looked Like Chocked On Something, He Had An Arrow To The Knee. I Did Some Research Online And It Told Me That In 1998, This Guy Lived In This House That I Live In The Same Room As Him. And He Had A Nintendo, And Died By A Nintendo Game, Beetle juice, And This Is How He Died.

His Name Has Tom Baleen, And His Favorite Movie Was Beetle juice. He Went To A Pawn Shop One Day To Get Golden-eye 007 For The N64, When He Found A Nintendo Game With The Label Ripped Off And It Stated, Go Away. Curios, He Bought The Game, And When He Got Home, He Played The Game, The Title Screen Was Normal, Except That Beetle juice's Eyes Were Bright Red And Had No Pupils. He Thought It Was Just A Graphics Glitch And Started Playing And Noticed That He Already Had The Key And Tried To Get In The House, But A Text box Appeared And Said "Beware Of Beetle juice." He Got Into The House And He Was Transported To The Sand worm. Beetle juice Couldn't Move. Then The Sand worm Killed Beetle juice. Then Another Text box Appeared And Said, "You Didn't Listen, Now You Must Pay! Beetle juice! Come Out!" He Was Confused. Then Beetle juice Came Out And Stabbed Him Repeatedly. And Shoved The Game In His Mouth, He Asked Beetle juice Why He Was Doing It. He Replied, "I Don't Have To Answer! I'm The Ghost With The Most!" Beetle juice Shoved Him Up My Fireplace And Said, "It's Show Time!" Then, 14 Years Later, I Got Him Cremated, And I Heard His Ashes Say, "Beetle juice, Beetle juice, Beetle juice."

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