Ben Drowned Loves Me

Hi, my name is burned. Sally Burned. I was doing my regular rutine day of murdering a child. I had a knife in his stomach and kept gutting him and blood ERUPTED onto the floor in red. It was so red and shinny I could see my relfection. I am a tall and lanky girl with pretty blue eyes and yellow hair. I am an aryan and I used to be a nazi in my past life. That is, until I was killed and my spirit was doomed to be stuck in a legend of zelda game for all time. Now, I spend my days killing people who buy my cartidge and play my game. I take them to my hellish domain and kill them. When the dead bodies are killed i eat there remains and knaw on their bones. But they are still alive for this painful process.

After I was done murdering the child I heard a very deep voice from behind me. it was the kids father. I ran at him and chucked my knife in his direction. He dodged it and ran at me. Realizing i was a jojo character, I ducked under his punch and punched him in the arm, shattering his bone. I took a scizzor and stuck it in his eyes. Black and red blood flowed down his face like a stream and he screamed as i snapped his legs. I looked up and saw the mom in the doorway. She reached for the phone but i threw the scizzors and it penatrated her hand, instantly killing her. I was happy.

I turned back around and looked at my bloody mess, acknowledging my work. Blood painted the walls, and my eyes were red and black just like the darkness of the room and the blood coating it. I let out an evil laugh as i stepped back to my cartidge, ready to jump back into the game. Before i did though, I saw another cartridge of legend of zelda. Apparently the kid had more than one of the games. I picked it up and turned it on. As soon as i did so, scary distorted digitialized music blasted through the speakers and killed every dog in the neighborhood due to the high frequences. It was so high that the dogs skin peeled off and the bone shattered and the blood exploded and was boiling and killed them dead until there was nothing left but dead dog meat and flesh. It was moist flesh too, soaked in blood. I saw the screen flash and there stood link! But there was something different about him. Black goo spilled out his eyes and his teeth were very shapr, and there were mutilated bodies in the backround. I knew this wasnt just a glitch, although i originally thought it was. I kept playing and selected new game and went into the game.

When the game sucked me in i saw the world. Tingly sensations went through my body and I saw link. It was the same link that I saw in the title oard screen. I looked down and blushed as I realized that my pants which were on a minute ago were now not on. I pulled my pants back up and made my way towards him. As soon as i got there I stuck my tounge into his mouth and blew air into his cheecks. Tentacles emerged from his noes and entered my ears. I moaned in pleasure as the jet black ink oozing from the tentacles seeped into my skin, pleasure erupting in my body. I swung back and asked who he was. He was ben drowned.

Ever since I met ben Drowned I changed my name to Sally Drowned and we got married. Every day we kill kids and adults by stabbing them and then we make out ontop of theyre bodies. It's so hot. The impeccable urges within my womanhood desire his sexual organs, and he loving carresses me as a being until I can no longer feel anything but the love and comfort of Mr Drowned. His love not only makes me a pretentious assh0le, but it makes me a great writer too. I am writing this story to proclaim my love for Ben, for he is my one and only lover. Only he can satisfy my womanly desires, and only he shall kill with me. If you think this is a lie, you have to resend this to ten people so my writing can be shown to the world. If not, I will be behind you right now. So don't turn around!

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JEremy was a ten year old boy who lived in a house. He saw her story and didnt want sally to kill him, but he didn't beleive in her. Instead, he went to bed without resending the story. Big msitake. At 6:66 AM in the morning he woke up to the sound of crashing in his house. He got up to investigate and went to the bathroom. After peeing, he went to the kitchen for a drink. You see, Jeremy was a chronic pisser and drinker. As he pissed, he would drink more. As he drank more, he would need t piss again. It was a cycle that, if broken, would not please the dark lords, and of that much Jeremy was certain. He walked into the kitchen and saw his parents. THeir jaws were snapped and there was blood everwhere. Engraved into their flesh were the letters 666. Jeremy turned to run but sally was there and shoved him back. He got a plate and threw it at her but she dodged it and ben was behind Jeremy! Jeremy swung at ben and ben snapped his arm. Jeremy screamed and kicked ben in the face before Sally took a knife and stabbed JEremy in the face repeatedly. He screamed and died and blood drenched both the lovers as they embraced eachother and their tounges dove down their throats.

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