Bill's Bills

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Bills, bills, bills. It was all Bill ever thought about. The only thing that he thought about more, was the irony of his name. He could never pay his bills, until one day, an otherwise uneventful morning when he missed the bus to work. It just didn't arrive.

There was a man on the bench next to Bill, the strange thing about him, was that he either had a really good costume, or three eyes. Bill decided to send a compliment his way and said "I like your... um, eye" he said, pointing to his own forehead. The strange three-eyed man responded with "It does more than see light..." and then he was gone.

Bill thought it was a dream, because he woke up on the bench, just as his bus was arriving. From that point on, Bill had increasingly good luck. He got a promotion which paid more than his current job, and he could easily get his bills paid now. Even better, he won the lottery, and was getting $9,929 in the mail every month until he'd been sent a whole million.

Eight years and three months later, Bill had made a name for himself. He had a large business that he himself was the owner of, and he had become rich and famous. Then what happened was a scandal beyond belief over some trivial nonsense, which led to him being photoshopped into a pornographic image.

The public outcry was great, and they did not believe Bill's official statement that "Nothing happened, that was photoshopped!". Bill's company came crashing down, sales dropped because people refused to buy from him, and finally Bill had to shut it down. Bill was now poor and infamous "At least the bills will keep coming" he thought to himself.

And then the bills stopped.



Credited to AlixeTiir

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