Blinx the Cat 1942
hey guys this is my first creepypasta i worked very hard on it. there may be speling mistakes but pleese do not pay attenshen to them wen you making your revews. i have autism and disleckseeuh. leeve a coment and tel me you liked the stori.
I'm a big fan of Blinx The Time Sweeper just like every one else. Unfortunately Blinx the Time Sweper was not very popular. still I love the game very much. I had all kinds of Blinx merchandise. Unfartunately not much Blinx merchandice was made since the game wasn't popuar so its all unoffcial merchandise that i had commissioned. I had Blinx the Time Sweeper posters Blinx the Time Sweeper figurines Blinx the Time Sweeper manga Blinx the Time Sweeper novels Blinx the Time Sweper lunchboxes. I even had a Blinx dakimakura. Unfortunatelly i Didnt have an xbox so I was never able to buy a copy of Blinx The time sweeper the game. That changes one day. i Will never forget that day because it changed everything. EVERY THING
chapter 1
I was browsing at a anteek store one day for xBox games when i stumbeld upon an xBox. But there was something odd about this xBox. It was made of br ass and had gears on it. I didnt think much of it. I figured it was a limited time Xbox. i look at the the price tag and my draw drops. "ONE DOLLAR!!??!?!?!??!?!?!" i yelled. i frantically opened my wallet and see that I have $10. I grabbeded the Xbox and started running to the cashier but then I didn't because i Stopped by the xBox games and noticed a Blinx game on the shelf. A blinx game I had never heard off.. it was... BLINX THE TIME SWEEPER 1942!!!
i knew there had been a Sequel to Blinx the Time Sweeper but i Didn't no there was another sequel called Blinx the Time Sweeper 1942. I dropped my jaw again when i saw the price. $5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hastely grabbed it and ran to the casheer. he was a scary guy and he spoke with a dark gravely voice. he grinned a evil smile and say "this game will change your life FOREVER!!! i dont have change" i didn't care. I gave him my $10 and told him keep the change. I didn't care about the change because i FINALLY had it! a Xbox so I could really expeereens the Blinx the Time Sweeper game and i Even had a Blinx the Time Sweeper game!
i rushed home and started to set up the xBox. My dad came in my room and yelled "DO YOUR HOMEWORK FIRST YOU LITTLE SHIT". I did my homework. I set up the xBox and pressed the on button and put in the disk with shaky hands. finally i Would expeereens the game. the game started up and i sqeeled with delite. the intro played. I HAD TO SAVE THE PRINSESS AND SAVE TIME FROM THE EVIL TOM-TOM GANG! I started the first level and then everything I new fell apart. A Tom Tom pig yelled "GUTEN TAG" and shot Blinx in the head with a pistol. Blinx died. I screamed. Dad kicked the door open and yelled "KEEP IT DOWN YOU LITTLE BITCH" and threw a beer bottle at my head nocking me out. when i came the game was still playing and I was in charge of the pig who shot Blinx. he was in a house. A word appeared at the top of the screen. It said "KILL THE BABY" i Started crying because i didnt want to kill the baby but i killed it anyway. i Shot the baby in the face. Another word appeared at the top of the screen it said "YOU WIN"
my TV turned off and the xBox made a hiss and a pop and turned off. I shaked so much. then my dad came in and said "GUTEN TAG". i stared at him wide eyed. my dad never spoke German before. i grabbed the xbox and flipped it over. On bottom was written "FUHRER TIME BOX 1942" i screamed and rushed to my window and opened curtains. Outside everywhere was swastikas and nazis were marching in the street. i screamed and looked at my Blinx the Time Sweeper posters. hey all had Tom Tom pig gangs with swastika arm bands. i cried when i realized. The baby i killed was Winsten churchil and the xbox was actually a time masheen so i had killed Winsten Churchil wen he was a baby and made america lose World war 2. then a reelzashen hit me.
i turned to my Blinx dakimakura...
the print had changed...
blinx was no longer printed on the dakimakura looking ever so inviting and sexy...
INSTEAD WAS ADOLF HITTER LAYING ENTISEENGLY AND LOOKING AT ME SIDUCKIVELY!!!! AND HE WINKED AT ME AND I SCREAMED FOREVER!!!!!
THE END
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