Blockland: Cursed Key

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It was a normal day. I wanted to check my email. I noticed an email called Free Blockland Key. I clicked it and it was from the email of @???. I replied to @??? saying:

"Why did you mail me that?"

I got a reply 5 minutes later. It said:

"It's free. Give Blockland a try."

I proceeded. I downloaded the game, and inserted the key. However, The Blockland title was all gory and there was out of place text.

I clicked Start a Server. I noticed that all the gamemodes we're "...". I started the server.

I noticed out of place statues of a black figure with a face that had white eyes and a red mouth. I looked behind and and saw a black figure rush at me. I was shocked to see that. I then saw the chat say "Welcome to hell". I was completely confused. I closed Blockland immediately and mailed @???. He replied "Probably just a bug." That relieved me. So I opened up Blockland.

After it loaded, I started a server. I wanted to host a server in the night. I was planning to host a Night Club RP. As soon as it loaded the map, I began building. As I was building, I saw at the corner of my eye was the figure again. I was frightened then immediately stopped hosting. I clicked Join Server. I saw all servers we're named Renderman. I don't know who this creature is.

I joined the server. It had people on it. But they we're all dressed as the figure. I then saw the figure rushing after me. It touched me. My computer from then froze and BSOD'd. I rebooted my computer sweating. It turned back on. My wallpaper was the figure. I clicked the Blockland icon. My computer screen said:

"RENDERMAN IS HAUNTING YOU" then the computer shut off. Never to turn on again.

I decided to buy a new computer. After that, I e-mailed the person who E-mailed me the key. I sent "Dude, the key broke my computer. I had to buy a new one". I got a reply. "I am outside your window..." I looked out my window and saw the figure. He rushed through the house wall making a large hole and smacked my face. I reached for my phone and called the police.

The police arrived in about 7 minutes. Renderman was hiding in my closet. The cops searched everywhere in the house. When they opened the closet, the Renderman rushed at a cop. The other cop kept shooting Renderman. Renderman turned around and through the cop into the other cop.

Soon, SWAT arrived. A squad went into the house. I left the house with a concussion. I drove to the hospital. They had to make me take medicine to heal the concussion.

BACK AT THE HOUSE

"Send in Squad Bravo" a swat commander commanded. A SWAT team of 4 rushed into the house.

Renderman was just standing there. The SWAT opened fire. Renderman jumped on a SWAT soldier and snapped his neck. The other SWAT kept shooting Renderman. Renderman Grabbed two SWAT soldiers and clamped them together and Renderman threw it at the third soldier. Bravo swad had been wiped out.

"Agh, send in Charlie squad and Delta squad"

The commander commanded. A squad of 12 rushed in the house. 2 supportmen, 4 medics, 4 soldiers and 2 Rocketmen. They saw Renderman throwing a corpse into the wall. The Rocketmen fired at Renderman. The other SWAT soldiers shot Renderman too.

Renderman went to a SWAT soldier and grabbed him and used that soldier as a shield. The soldier got shot many times and died. Renderman picked up the SWAT soldier's RPG. "Retreat!" A squad leader commanded. Renderman shot and killed 4 soldiers. The rest escaped. The SWAT soldiers outside the house retreated. Renderman left the house.

BACK AT THE HOSPITAL

"We think you're ready to be discharged" A nurse said to me.

"OK" I said.

I was discharged from the hospital. When I got home. It was a mess. Dead bodies, blood everywhere, smoke and holes. I was frightened and I stayed with relatives. I never went to that house again.



Credited to -TheEpicMan1234-
Originally uploaded on October 28, 2012

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