Bloody-Eyed Pyro

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One day I opened up my TF2 browser. It took about 6 minutes to load, which was usual. I had a average speed computer, good enough for TF2. And when it opened up, I couldn't believe what I saw. It was a regular Pyro, but with it's goggles ripped open, it's eyes were bloody, the skin around it's eyes were pale white, it's head tilted to the side and it looked as if it was popping out at me.

Then, even creepier, the spy's "Right Behind You" music started playing from my speakers, which were unplugged. I didn't think much of it, so I went on MvM with my ToD ticket. I encountered a person named "Pyro", but I didn't care. My team wasn't that good, so I decided to leave. I checked the scoreboard to see my kills. Then I noticed something. 'Pyro's name had changed to 'Bloody-Eyed-Pyro'. I got a bit creeped out by that.

I moved my eye and saw he was on Tour # 666. Now I was scared. I left the match and guess what greeted me? The Bloody-Eyed-Pyro. I went on a practice server, because I had enough for a day and every single freakin' player was a Pyro. All the same, with the same white bloody eyes. They weren't on RED or BLU. It didn't say... I was the only one in the match.

So I went on the Steam Forums and posted about my experience. It was removed immediately. I thought it was Valve trolling everyone. So I asked every damn person on my friends list. No one knew anything about this. I posted on the forums again, but this time I got a response. It was from a player named Anonymous. Here is that response.

"Yeah, me and H saw that Pyro thing...I don't think anyone else did, He creeped the heck out of me, I looked at him...I thought he was some hacker that edit the PyroVision Googles to look like that, I tried to report him but then I was kicked from the server, Saying: You have been banned from this server, reason: Pyro. That scared me, I look at the "Players" And only H was there...I haven't seen that little idiot since...but I still have nightmares..."

Then, the post was removed, after 6 hours, 6 minutes, and 6 seconds of it being up. I went back on Steam, and all of my friends were gone, but one single person. His name was Bloody-Eyed-Pyro. I decided it was my friends messing with me.

So I sent him a message saying this:

"Hey dude! Good prank you pulled there, bro. I got scared at first, but then I realized all of my friends were gone, but you and I realized you had just changed your name! Nice one, mate. Tell the others to re-add me, OK?"

He made no response. Then he said one thing.

"If you post on the forums again I will kill you."



Credited to Heckuva8
Originally uploaded on October 14, 2012

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