Bob's Burgers: Crazy Tina
One day. i was walking down the street and i found a VHS that said "sregruB s'boB" and the picture only had a poorly drawn Tina on it. i picked up the VHS and went home with it. i unplugged my Nintendo Switch Doc and replaced it with my VHS player and then put the VHS into the player and it began. the VHS began with no Intro and it begins with the inside of the restaurant with nobody in it except for Tina, and the sky with pitch black. then Tina turned to the camera and yelled out so fucking loud in Russian "ЗНАЕШЬ ЧТО! МНЕ ДОСТАЛО ЭТОГО ДЕРЬМА! ВСЕ УМРЕТ, КОТОРЫЙ Я УБЬЮ ИХ!" it translated to "YOU KNOW WHAT! I'M ALL OUT OF THIS SHIT! ALL WILL DIE WHEN I KILL THEM!" but then Bob and Linda come in the restaurant and Bob scolded Tina for waking everyone up. but i was confused since Gene and Louise weren't in the restaurant. Tina just stared at her parents with a big @$$ smile on her face and then she went in the kitchen and roped Bob and Linda in.
Bob said to Tina "what the fuck has gotten into you Tina." Tina said nothing, she just grabbed a knife and stabbed Bob in the Kidneys 69 times. Linda was crying over Bob's death and Tina said to her "don't cry mom... BECAUSE YOUR ABOUT TO JOIN HIM IN HELL!" before burning all of Linda's skin off by strapping her to the fryer. then Tina turned it on and Linda screamed but it wasn't cartoon screaming. it was like her voice actress was screaming her head off. then Tina went upstairs while the fryer was still on. Tina couldn't decide to kill Gene or Louise 1st so she asked Jericho who to kill 1st. Jericho said Louise in a painful voice. Tina thanked Jericho before shooting the poor horse. when Tina went into Louise's room. Louise told Tina to get out but Tina didn't listen to Louise and strangled her with her pick bunny ears hat. then Tina went into Gene's room and flipped over his bed. crushing Gene in the process. then the restaurant was lit on fire and Tina said "JACKPOT!" when she saw it. she then picked up Teddy and Yeeted him into the fire.
Then Jimmy Jr woke up because of the restaurant's fire. he said "the fuck are you doing Tina" Tina told Jimmy Jr its none of his business and told him to shut the fuck up before breaking a brick off a building causing it to collapse and threw the brick at Jimmy Jr. the brick hit Jimmy Jr in the head and he died. Jimmy Pesto wonders what the fuck was the noise and went to Jimmy Jr's room. when he saw Jimmy Jr's dead body. he started to cry. Tina decided it would be a great idea to kill Jimmy Pesto too for all the bad things he has done to the Belcher family. so she went over to the Pizzaria and ripped all the flags off and strangled Jimmy Pesto with them. Then it shows Hugo waking down the road and Tina said "i have an idea for who to kill next." so Tina took Bob's car and ran over Hugo and drove to Gayle's apartment. How the fuck can can Tina drive, she's 14 not 16.
when Tina made it to Gayle's apartment. when Gayle opened the door, Tina stabbed Gayle in the head for no reason and said in G Major "next stop, Wagstaff!" when Tina made it to Wagstaff, the 1st thing she did is grabbed Abby's head. Abby said to Tina "Hey! i was braiding." Tina said "well i'm about to braid your neck!" before snapping Abby's neck. then Harley walked over to Tina because she witnessed Abby's death and started lecturing Tina for it. but then Tina yelled "shut the fuck up!" so loud at Harley that her skin peeled off and she died from blood loss after. then across the hall, Tina saw Jessica and shot her before. Tina then went over to Jodi struggling to sit because of her Mysophobia. Tina forced Jodi to sit her ass down. Jodi yelled no at Tina and then Tina yelled louder than her speaking Russian in the beginning of the Creepypasta "FINE! I WILL MAKE YOU *****!" i was as shocked as Tara from the Chloe's Closet Creepypasta when Chloe said shit because Tina said the N word. making her racist. when Tina slammed Jodi onto the chair. making Jodi sit for real. Jodi had a heart attack because she touched germs and she died from it. Suddenly, Ms Labonz came in and yelled at Tina to stop killing her students. But Tina called Ms Labonz *Shrek's Teacher* before shooting her. Tina then goes to the principal's office acting like Ms Labonz sent her there but she didn't. Tina went there just to shred Principal spoors's eyeball with a chainsaw. Tina then made an invention that can shrink anything. with this, she shrank Rudy to micro-sized. Then Tina saw Tammy use her phone. so the only logical thing Tina could do is smash her phone and stab here with a shard. and that's exactly what Tina fucking did. Tina then decapitated Zeke. and then killed Andy and Ollie via slamming them together so hard that it created a shockwave that also killed Tina then the episode just ended with the usual Creepypasta credits.
I was shocked because why would Tina kill everyone while she's so innocent. i then used my dad's construction tools to destroy the VHS and i packaged the remains of the VHS and sent them to Antarctica. after that. i plugged back in my Nintendo Switch Doc and played Mario Kart to calm me down.
Credited to Objects22
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