Bootleg Ocarina of Time

One day, while roaming around town, I was seeking a game from my childhood called "Legend Of Zelda Ocarina Of Time" (as many of you probably know the title, as it is a well known game). I had a dollar in my pocket but no where as much as the game costs new or even used on eBay. So i thought maybe if I went around to some garage sales, i could find it at a cheaper price. I walked over and saw a house on the corner selling various games. (now I know what you might be thinking, "Oh this is just a BEN ripoff and this is a bunch of bullshit, but this happened way before that story even existed"). So I went over and approached this man and said "do you have a cheap, affordable Ocarina Of Time"? The man said "yes, right here $7 and its yours", the man said as if anxious to get rid of it. "Oh och, nevermind then", I said. He said, "why"? I replied "because I only have a buck", the man said "that will be fine". Being the rather curious type, and not afraid to ask anything, I said, "why, whats wrong with the game", he replied simply "....nothing". So eventually I took it, knowing this was my only chance of getting this game for a single freaking dollar took it and said hell with it, I'm not going to pass up a chance like this.

So I ran home in a frenzy to play the game, and it was just normal up until the point where you can choose to get Epona (Links horse), and I noticed that Talon wasn't there, and Ingo was. At first I thought, 'This is probably normal for the game', which it was, but things started getting creepy when i approached him. From when I first saw him I knew he was bad news, Ingo, the hard-working guy that sat in the corner plotting, waiting, seeking revenge on his former boss, Talon. I talked to him and all he said was merely "....How do you like MY ranch?", and that's all he said, no 'do you want to ride the horses', or 'do you want to race', just that blatant stare, and that phrase, over and over and over again. I knew something was wrong at the start, I played Epona's song, but all that happened was that a text came up and said, "why do you try?" I cursed myself for ever trusting the bastard back at his stupid little garage sale. I pushed on, knowing there was a possibility that this was in-game, but all hope of this possibly being in-game shattered indefinitely.

I headed into the house, where Talon was with the chickens, and went upstairs to see a bloodied Malon lying on the bed upstairs, I thought, 'how fucked up is this hacker?' I talked to Malon and she said that Ingo had stabbed her and realistic blood was dripping from her abdomen and mouth and she said that Hyrule ultimately was doomed, not because of Ganon, but because of Ingo, he was the true mastermind, hiding in the shadows for what seemed like forever, plotting the downfall of Hyrule and all of its inhabitants. She then died and he eyes were hyper-realistic, bloodshot, and bleeding from them. I then said to myself "how in the holy mother of fuck did this sick fuck do this and why would he sell it to me this way?" I went out to the barn and all of the cows were dead, also with real looking blood oozing from the wounds, I then threw up in my trash can. When I went out into the ranch the whole sky was black and red and chaotic looking.

All I saw was Ingo standing within the circle, only to make out the shadow of the insane man as he laughed hysterically and loudly, which is very odd considering I had my volume on the television on a very low. The doors to the ranch slammed shut and I approached Ingo, scared out of my mind. Ingo suddenly lunged toward Link, pushing him onto the ground. Ingo then said "This is officially your last day." It then went into an elaborate short video of Ingo stabbing link multiple times, both of them realistic as if both human beings, all of this very odd considering this was only a Nintendo 64 and even now can't be as realistic as the foul image that appeared on the screen before me. Link then raised his arm up in one last hopeless gasp of breath, then Ingo stabbed the very master sword into link's head and the game over screen came up, I then proceeded to continue, when I noticed that I could not retry.

I then took the game and threw the fucking thing, threw it as far as i could and feel so bad for whatever poor bastard would ever stumble upon that wretched cartridge, the cartridge of Satan himself. But, whats weird about all of this, is that, the next day, I found a bloody knife wedged into my N64 and a note saying, in what I believe is in Binary:

01110111 01100101 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01101110 01101111 01110100 00100000 01100100 01101111 01101110 01100101 00100000 01111001 01100101 01110100 00101100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110000 01101100 01100001 01111001 01100101 01100100 00100000 01101000 01100001 01110011 00100000 01100100 01101001 01100101 01100100 00101100 00100000 01100001 01101110 01100100 00100000 01110011 01101111 00100000 01101101 01110101 01110011 01110100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110000 01101100 01100001 01111001 01100101 01110010

I have not gotten around to decode it yet.

decoded: we are not done yet, the played has died, and so must the player

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