Breaking Bad is actually entirely real

Everything you see happen in it actually happened on screen and any kind of violence or drug use was done for real- all the actors you see still taking new roles or on social media or whatever? They shot YEARS and YEARS of footage ahead of time and its slowly being released to keep up the illusion that they're all still alive and taking new projects, projects which were made in conjunction with Breaking Bad to keep the illusion alive.

Danny Trejo? He let them decapitate him and blow his head up on a tortoise.

Michael Bowen? He let Bryan Cranston shoot him in the face after he let the production crew shoot him with the M-60.

Aaron Paul actually choked Jesse Plemons with the chain and all these parts we're seeing Plemons taking and the red carpets he walks? He filmed all of that like 10 years ago and has dozens of projects in the bank to be released over the next 30-50 years, including with make up for old age and so on.

All of it was filmed 10 years ago and all these people are gone.

Oh you thought you saw Bryan Cranston in that play recently? No. You saw a lifelike holographic projection he filmed 10 years ago.

Oh you thought you saw Giancarlo Esposito in The Mandalorian? You did. But again- filmed 10 years ago.

Oh you thought you saw Dean Norris in United States of Al? Filmed 10 years ago and they used a time machine so they could make modern day references in the jokes.

Etc.

Life is an illusion, my friends. Breaking Bad is the only reality.

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