Bronies

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Warning: If you're a brony. You might get offended. And if you do get offended, I am sorry.



Bronies. They are what you think they are. But here is what they are not. Covered in chocolate, chewy, tasty and nice to other people. Everyone has had a bad experience with someone or something. Wether it's that guy who lives next to you or that statue you have to pass everytime you go to school. Well, bronies are a little different. They don't just stand there, traumatising you. They are worse then that. The brony community has spread all over the place. No one knows why. Nor does anyone like me wanna know. After what I have experienced I will not even think about it. The horrors, oh, the horrors. But, I have no choice but to get it out of my head before it eats out my inside and traumatises me for the rest of my life.

You're at your school. Thinking about regular things, like, girls, homework, sports. And whatnot. But, then you hear about My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Like any normal person, you ignore it. But does that help? Maybe. The bronies are purposely making it harder for you to ignore it, they want you to think different then you do. Don't fall for it, it won't bring you far in life. However, they have given you NO choice. You sit down and watch it. Here's what can happened. You start to like it. Watches more and more, starts buying My Little Pony toys until your room has nothing but ponies in it. Ponies will be your family, it will relpace whatever you desire. Exept your natural instincts like, eating, use of bathroom and such. But, everything else. Gone. Your family will loose their value, school will no longer be the number requirement for going further in life. That's what you will think. But, the think you're doing is throwing your life away and setting your goals to the unreachable. However, if you do not find interests in the show, you will continue your life like normal. Until the bronies decide to attack you for not being one of them. As sad as it might seems. It's how it is. It has caused nothing but war and false emotions. And what about that boy I was talking about? Well, he did not find interests in the show. And where is he now? I was going to ask you the same question.

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