Brown Slurry

It was an early sunday morning, I felt the wind blowing a breeze towards my face, the sun greeted me with a smile on his face, whilst I took the first breathe of dawn. I thought that this would be a wonderful day, with new experiences and delights to meet me, but alas I was wrong, very wrong. After eating my breakfast and brushing my teeth, I felt my stomach rumble like a beast, it was violent and vile, and it almost left me crippled.

Thinking I was just hungry, I ate more food, but my stomach still roared like a mighty lion in the great lands of Africa. Thinking that sleep could fix this, I went to bed and shut my eyes hoping that venturing into the land of dreams will cause me to forget the pain or better stop whatever is causing it, but then I felt it, the rumbling became stronger and the pain descended into my nether regions. Then I knew who the culprit of my burden was!

It was shit.

I quickly rushed to the room of comfort, my good old friend, my trusty bathroom. I then sat upon the throne of a thousand battles once more to once again fight the many monsters that haunted the halls of my anus. I prepared and waited, and then I felt it! The Barbarians were knocking at the gates, and I pushed and I pushed and I pushed them all out into the great vortex below. It was a massacre. All three states of matter escaped from the crevice of my crack. A brown slurry of putrid fecal matter was below me, and after my last push, I have won once more.

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