Buried Alive Theory

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Now this is a story
All about how
My life got flipped-turned down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell ya how I become prince of a town called Lavender.

In west Pallettown I was born and raised
In professor Oak's lab was where I spent most of my days
Chillin out, maxin, relaxin all cool
And throwin some pokeballs outside of school
But when this one guy
Who was up to no good
Started makin trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little battle and my mom got scared
She said, "You're movin with your auntie and uncle in Lavender."

Whispers in the darkness
Yo this is scary
Drinkin orange juice out of a Marowak's skull
Is what the people of Lavender Town live like?
Hmm, I might not survive the night.

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said "LEAVE NOW"
And had ghost-types in the mirror
If anything I could say, "This cab gives me a scare."
But I thought, Man, forget it. "Yo homes, to Lavender!"

I pulled up to the town around seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabbie, "Please, don't leave me here!"
I looked at my kingdom
I didn't wanna be there
To be buried alive in my grave in Lavender.

Written by ThatCelticFurry‎
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