CAMERA!!!!!!

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dis was PATRIXX on d TV I promise dis is real picsrue!

I was n my house and my mamaz and dadaz goes out 2 eat dinr and hav a d8 and make kisses and dey said "WE LEAVE!!" and leave thy did and lol stuff happend.

I was looking on th TV lol and i seen stuff lik news about dead people n th newspaper and guverment arguang about spend money dolars and stuf and i also seen fatty preecher said "U EAT FOOD AND U GO 2 D DEVIL'S ADDRESS ALSO IF U PLAY POKAMAN U WOSHIP SATEN!!!" and stuff and i remembr tat my Dad is stupid and shove a TV in th wall and attatch a camera 2 it a watch the driveway for bugs to eat. so i watched it and a person walked up to it and sid "Hello I will kill you!" and i was like "lol no you r b rude person" and he said "P.S. I am not PATRIXX" I also forgot 2 mention that the guy had no face but did have a mouth that do the talky suff.

Anyway I was so bored that i desided 2 study for my preschool test that was due 4 months ago and also there are people in my yard and they sit on their buttox and make mushroom sandwiches over th camp fire and talk about how dumb is my head. By the way these peopel are my little brother Pencil Cancer and his 23 imaginary friends hos names are NOT important! ! They are no skin off my knickerbockers and so I study.

I had to copy words off of an old pizza can from 1953 and they made eat sandwiches with poison also old root beer Batteries not included made on Jupeter in 2 BC lol. Anyway I loked at the TV and I C it it it that thing it it was a thing that existed and I was so real that my stomach said "LOL I will make a donation @ U and make extra acid @ destroy the spider in ur brain" and he made it. I threw up oand the acid burn me oh I forgot 2 tell you wat I saw on the TV Screen it was PATRIXX and he stood there .... MENISINGLY!!! and then i hear a thing it was a cat cream like "LOL IM STUPIDD!!" i was spoooked 2 move 2 d zo!!! I seen cat scream =0% and i realized that the screen was freezed and i could feel the EYES watching me that wer superglered 2 th window but not really cause PATRIXX WAS IN TH HOUSE!!!!

So I diead and my parents when they got home celebrated with a puff of a 2000000 year old ciggaratte that pharaoh used to smoke with Good ol' C'Shan.

UR NEXT AND I MEAN IT THIS TIME!!!

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