Caillou's biggest temper tantrum
This is a fake one parodying every modern lost episode creepypastas.
The page
Does anyone remember the loathsome cartoon Caillou? Well I found a DVD which legit said Caillou lost "episoad" don't edit it's not a spelling error nobody on the internet can spell episode right so this is obviously how to spell episode so I stole it obviously not paying it although it was free. I watched the episode
The episode
The episode started with Caillou wanting to go to the circus but his dad said he will take them tomorrow. So he got mad and threw the curtains off, chocked his dad, shot his mom to death, and breaking Rosie's back, spine, skull, and neck! His dad let him get away with it. Then he grabbed a knife and randomly kept stabbing the car with it which made me laugh until somehow the stabbings brought the car to blow up so I should've been a actual lost episode maker and just said and Caillou went to some cars and blew them up! BLEW THEM UP! Then the narrator said "Caillou was mad he couldn't go to the circus because he had a tiny penis and he wanted to go there so the magician could grow his penis but there wasn't any magicians in circuses so he'd have to use clowns anyway because they can prank the impossible! He always has to get his way!" So to get him out of anger, his dad took him to the toy store to get the toy version of swag but that didn't work after a few minutes so he took him to Sesame Street it failed and Caillou destroyed the whole entire 123 Sesame Street so his dad had to take him to the circus the smirk on his face when he saw the elephants and stuff made me want to shoot my computer! Hold up! I can't chose which ending to chose so you'll get to do it
Choice 1
So the credits played then something in Japanese came luckily I can speak Japanese, Korean, Spanish, and English. What are the odds of that you ask 1 in 100000000! And it said "Foreign Languages are scary," Then I saw the back of the DVD and it said the garage salesman would've gave you 38 dollars for buying the DVD which made me mad that I didn't get the bucks so I threw it to the road and it caused a car to crash! Turns out it was the garage salesman so I took the 38 dollars but he had a trillion dollars left over so I took it all and now I own everything I want and am happily married to Kim Kardashian true story
Ending 2
So soon daddy told Caillou it's time to go so Caillou released the gorillas to maul his dad to death! Then Caillou said "You're next Random!" How can he know my name? the credits played and it said something in Japanese luckily I'm the only person who can speak every single language and it said "The death has risen. Hail Satan!" Then Caillou came to life and stabbed me in the heart over 9000 times and I... *dies*! What Random! You can't just do that jumpscare a creepypasta needs buildup!
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