Caillou Gets Grounded 6 Feet Under

Gilbert: Your sins have been measured, Caillou. Now, I being the judgement of all those you have slain. Your demented crusade ends here.

Caillou: Oh, I don't think so, cat.

Suddenly, hands rise up from the earth and grasp tightly onto Caillou, the claws digging deep into his flesh.

Caillou: What are you doing? STUPID CAT!

Gilbert: I'm doing what should have been done a long time ago.

Caillou: YOU FUCKING WHORE!

Gilbert: Unlike your parents, I actually have some sense in my head. So, I have decided it would be best if you were grounded.

Caillou: GROUNDED?!

The hands drag Caillou down into the earth, only for the ground to split apart and reveal a molten burning horror underneath.

Gilbert: I believe that burying you along with all your memories will give me some closure.

Caillou: NO! GILBERT, I GIVE YOU REASON! I'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING! MONEY! FAME! POWER! IMMORTALITY! PLEASE!

Gilbert: The darkest pits of hell have opened up to swallow you whole. Don't keep the Devil waiting, old friend.

Caillou: IXFNLQJ VWXSLG FDW L ZLOO IXFNLQJ HQG BRX L VKDOO QRW EH GHIHDWHG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

The ground swallows him and places a grave upon him that reads "RIP U SPOILED ASS HOLE".

Gilbert: The evil is defeated. Hey, Rexy, let's get wasted!

(Meanwhile at the annual Bald Society...)

Saitama: So, is Caillou coming or not?

BHD: How the fuck should I know?

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Credited to JustSomeWeirdBloke 

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