Call me a troll, or not...

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Okay. So you may be wondering why this is called "Call me a troll, or not...", Maybe its because I never made a creepypasta before? Pardon any bad spelling too.

So. Some say this is FAKE AND GAY. I call it creepy.

But this is you're choice to read, so if you dont want a fake creepypasta, dont read this... Okay?

If you want to read a creepypasta even if its fake, go ahead

Even though most creepypastas are fake... Now storytime.

So, Back in the day when I was working on playing games, I stumbled across a game called "L4D3 FLASH GAME"

So I decided to play, but after that game, I could never, ever, play L4D again...

I started up the game, and it said "Start", "Load", and "Options".

I clicked start, Without thinking about load or options.

Then, It showed a 3rd person view of... wait... is that ME?! IN A FLASH!? It looked very realistic and sort of gory.

Then I saw a zombie sneaking behind me, but I didnt have a weapon, so quickly learning that qweasd were movement keys I got out of there, and almost fell off of an edge-- Also, I noticed a score ontop, A health bar, A bar with nothing inside (Dark greyish look) (Which I soon found out it was an armor bar), I ran and saw something on the ground, now this might have been a bad idea, but I pressed every key on my keyboard to pick it up and it did with z. I realised quickly that I could aim with my mouse and shoot by clicking and I could press F12 to switch to First Person View. I then saw a wave of zombies coming and knowing I had only a pistol I had to run, occasionally killing some zombies, Now when I got up to 10 thousand score and a message popped up and said "Press Space To Buy Tools!" I chose to press it and my screen flashed blue, red, green, yellow, white, and then black. Then I noticed my computer said it was off, and my computer at the time was a laptop, so I would have to take out the battery to turn it off. But my computer was not off, infact, the game worked at full speed, and my laptop was going insane, The colors were all inverted and then my laptop instantly shut down the game, and I unplugged my computer, and then a body of me was shown, covered in blood, with giant clawmarks in it saying G A M E O V E R and then it shut down my computer 10 seconds after I saw the picture, and then I realised, Where I was lying dead, was where my laptop is now, and just to let you know, My computer was fully charged before it shut off... so yeah... Something must have turned it off... I also couldnt have restarted my computer, because apperantly the power buttons cording was gone, and if you pressed it, it would just push in. And also, Next week, Everything went good, but then I realised my laptop was on my driveway, which I would never have put it there. It also had a red screen, and showed a faint picture of me covered in blood where ever I walked.

Also just to let you know, this was all in a flash game still though... No downloads. So I couldn't have gotten a virus right?

True or False, isnt it clear? I said it in the beginning. PLEASE do not put this in the horrible troll pastas catagory.



Credited to Conaneve

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