Camp Cliche
Author's note: This story is to make fun of cliches in both Creepypastas and Trollpastas
I was writing Trollpasta, when my dad came in. He read it and told me it was filled with "cliches". I asked him what a "cliche" was. He got really angry. He told me to come with him, so I did. We drove in our car until we ended up at a summer camp. It was called "camp cliche". He then dropped me off, and told me I couldn't come back until I knew what a cliche was. He drove off, and I began to enter.
The camp assigned me two counselors: Jeff the Killer and Sonic.exe. They began to take me on a tour. We first stopped at a forest, called "Sucky Spelling". They took me inside. A man was running around. He yelled "BAD SPELING AND CAPTALS AUTOMATLY MAK TIS FUNNY!". Jeff and Sonic.exe bursted out laughing, and I didn't get it. It's like talking like I have no education doesn't automatically make things funny. But that can't be possible...right?
Next they brought me to a cave, called "Kermixxx Kave". We went in. Evil Patrixxx, Evil Sonixxx, Evil Kermixxx, Patrixxx, and Spongeboxxx ran around. Jeff and Sonic.exe laughs,d but yet again I didn't. It's like throwing Evil Patrixxx in a story doesn't automatically make It funny without making jokes out of it...but that's not possible.
Then we headed to a cabin called "Horror House". In there, Weegee is bleeding and being edgy, and Nina the Killer was yelling "Really disturbing things happened to me, so I'm scary!". Sonic.exe and Jeff ran out in fear, but I stayed there. I don't get it, is it possible that being edgy doesn't make you scary automatically?
Then we came to "Mary Madness". We went in there, and we saw like a million (insert-name here) the Killer and (insert-name here).exes running around. Sonic.exe and Jeff got scared and left. I don't get it, it's almost like copying a story and barely altering it to make your own OC is both unoriginal, boring, and not scary!
Then we headed to "Lost Lagoon". There, we were treated to several bootleg tapes. It's odd, all the tapes consist of the main characters seem to be killed by another main character, someone committing suicide, or just being really edgy. I don't get how I was so scary, it's just the same thing over and over again.
Then there was a place called "Ending Envelopes". It was a giant envelope. Then I went in, and saw that it was filled with stories that all ended with "then who was phone", "and then a skeleton popped out", "your next", or the main character dying. Jeff and Sonic.exe gave it a 10/10 ign. I didn't get it, it's just all cliched!
I hate this place! So I ran to escape. I looked behind to see Evil Patrixxx (and his friends), Jeff (and his OCS), Sonic.exe (and his OCS), Weegee, and everything I've dealt with over my adventure chasing me down. I then decided to write the most cliched story ever that your reading right now to expose this camp! As I ran, I saw my dad! I got into a car, and we drove off.
As we drove, he asked me how it was, and I told him everything. He then took off his face, which was a mask, and it was revealed: He was phone...but then who was the skeleton that popped out?
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