Category:LONG ASS TITLE
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Pastas with overly long titles.
Pages in category "LONG ASS TITLE"
The following 212 pages are in this category, out of 212 total.
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- A Giant Anus From the 5th Dimension Keeps Entering My Reality and Invaginating Me
- A Guy in 1998 Gets a Computer Virus from a Vampire Who Wants to Destroy the World
- A hidden episode on a blank DVD in Phelan Porteous's house in which his eyes bleed hyperrealistic blood and he mercilessly slaughters all of his running gag characters while Lavender Town plays backwards
- A Malevolent Entity Has Taken Possession of My Anus and Forces Me to Shit Against My Will
- A man with all his front full of blood and a giant knife began to follow me...
- A story about a weird demo by some band I don't know
- A story involving a spooky example of terror - in that the main character was scared by a quite unusual happening in a manner best described as unsettling
- A Super Scary Lost Copy of New Super Mario Bros. Wii Found At Nintendo
- Adventure fuck you with a fucking piss on fucking fuck shit bitch top that says fuck you in your fucking pussy
- Aliens, Leo, his good bud Cage and the Illuminati clusterfuck
- An outlining framework of human bone made itself visible to the naked eye
- AN UNHUMANOIDLY TALL FIGURE HAS RISEN FROM THE RIVER IN LEGO CITY
- And then a humanoid scaffold of bone that supports organs, anchors muscles, and protects the brain, lungs, heart and spinal cord manifested itself before my very eyes
- Andthenahyperrealisticskeletonpoppedout.exe
- Angry Grandpa Rants About "Taimanin Asagi" Lost Rant Of The Angry Grandpa Show:
- Attack of the Dawn of the Rise of the Revenge of the Planet of The Creepypasta
- Attack of the Giant Killer 50 Foot Mutant Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot Giraffes from Outer Space
- Azumanga Daioh the Hentai Animation 666 Gaiden: The Hottest ASS in The Seven Seas
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- BCP: Tom the Intern Gaiden: Non-Canonical Side Story: Tom the Intern vs Jeff the Killer
- BLUES CLUES : ZE EPIC MOVIE SHEQUEL Bigger Longer and Uncut The Electric Boogaloo Sponge out of Water On The Run NEW Funky Mode & Knackles
- Bone Thugs n Harmony stole Chief Keef's Swag and are in the Illuminati aka Bone Thugs n Harmony sucks and you should listen to Chief Keef
- BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS
- BootlegsuicideSonichauntedscarytheKillerman.avi.exe
- Borderlands 2: Special Legendary Suffering Hyper Mega Championship DX Edition
- BurningTorrent Celebrates the Legalisation of Gay Marriage in The USA
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- FINAL COMBAT: 666 HOLY SHIT SPOOK UP THE ARSE SCREAM FORTRESS 2 EDITION!
- Firebrando Takes Over the World and Kills Everyone (BurningTorrent's 1 Year Anniversary on TPW Special)
- Five Nights at the Little Shop on Elm Street on Friday in Amityville on Halloween
- Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends Lost Episode: Bloo's Schizophrenia
- Framing Aardvarks And Where To Find Them (Pink Panther And Pals Lost Episode)
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- Garfield.Exe Lost Episode; Welcome to the Shadows, Jon 2. Hell Edition.
- GMOD SHREK WHO LIKES MLG MEMES AND OTHER STUFF GETS RICKROLLED BY AMOGUS
- GoAnimate Creepypasta: Anti Hobbykids gets Killed by Police Officers
- Greatness From Small Beginnings (Bear In The Big Blue House Lost Episode)
- Guys if you ever teased or bullied a girl in school, then please always be cautious when it comes to the safety of your own daughter
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- Hey Man, You Ever Seen That Video of the Skeletons Dancing?
- HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
- Horrid Henry: The Lost Super Creepy Hyper Realistic Turbo Edition HD Remake DX
- How Dracula Killed My Mother (Dracula is not in this stoy due to copyright reasons)
- How Jeff the Killer Got His Groove Back - A Parody That Probably Shouldn't be Read by Anyone
- How Jeff the Killer Got His Name Stolen By A Fucking Troll Or Some Shit And Got It Back!
- How My GTA V Online Character Got Into The World Of Tamriel Including Whiterun
- How to avoid getten butthurt frumz ya first Creppehpickle gettin deleted
- How To Make A Classic CreepyPasta For Some To Remember
- Hyper-Realistic Mayonaise's Two-Sentence Horror Story Compilation
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- I also tried submitting this to the creepypasta wiki and it also made me sad because it was an ok pasta and it got rejected and banned from the wiki
- I Am an American Senator and I Have Discovered How to Stop the Homosexual Agenda
- I am Seymour Skinner. This is my alt account. I am in big trouble and I don't know who to turn to. YOU HAVE TO HELP ME
- I am single male and what I saw at my house last night will follow me for the rest of my life
- I bought a Nintendo 64 and a copy of Super Mario 64 and I found out it was personalized...
- I broke my window I am now scarred for life how do I carry on anymore
- I Caused The Whole Entire Universe To Freeze Except It Was Actually Evil Patrixxx
- I Crashed Into a Farm Barn in Nebraska and What I heard Haunts Me Today
- I didn't do the thing they told me to do and now I'm in trouble for not doing the thing. There's a thing following me. HELP
- I didn't thank Kind Stranger for his gold, and then things started getting strange
- I didn't think making love to my socks would have any negative ramifications, but it has had many
- I fell asleep masturbating with the curtains open and porn playing
- I finally figured out the reason why people enjoy running and you'll never guess!
- I found an envelope with rules that weren't in the employment manual
- I GOT GTA6 EARLY!!!!!! (UNBOXING) (LEAKED FOOTAGE) (GONE WRONG) (GONE SEXUAL) (GONE SATANIC) (IN THE HOOD) (ALMOST DIED)
- I inherited a haunted Walmart: What Happens Next Will Blow Your Tits Clean Off
- I just started renting a house and the landlord gave me a strange set of rules
- I reached 40000 hours into Animal Crossing: New Horizons and what I've seen just knocked my socks out
- I thought smoking more meth would make the shadow people go away. They didn't
- I Thought This Was A Normal Job, But It Turns Out I'm Now Part Of A Worldwide Agency
- I took a job as a security guard for a mall. The previous guard left me some strange rules
- I Tried to Submit this Pasta to the Creepypasta Wiki but it was Rejected and it Made me sad because it was an ok Pasta
- I was a former teacher-prostitute-cop-doctor-pizza delivery man-web designer-zoo keeper-mountain climber-soldier who lives in the city-suburbs-rural farm-strange town with a hidden secret and I’m here to tell you my story
- I was arguing with someone online and they posted my home address
- I went to an old forum looking for an unusual problem and what I saw left me speechless
- I Went to the Forest to Meditate but Encountered a Gigantic Wise and Ancient Dildo Instead
- I'm a botanist and my cell number is really close to the local priest's and it's weird
- I've been losing time my entire life and I don't know what to do
- Ice Man.ROM (AKA the 7th Symphony of ice-induced massacre)
- If you hear a zombie fart in a haunted outhouse, you need to sniff this as a matter of life and meth
- Impaleman 2: The Beginning of the Return of the Revenge of the Wrath of the Impaleman
- In The Night Garden Lost Episode: Flight Of The Birds (plus missing eleventh Tittifer)
- Irrational decisions that lead to hardships. (Playing Sonic on my NES!)
- It's been exatcly a day since we thought those Fuckin' reds have won, but as the saying goes, give out don't give in, so the fight isn't over yet
- It's not the Bermuda Triangle, it's the Bermuda Square. And the fourth corner... is my ass
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- Mario's astral energy escaped from the prison that is the human body
- McJuggerNuggets Psycho Videos That Will Never Happen
- Mister Rogers' Neighborhood Talks a Aboartion The Lost Episode
- Mr. Krabs Joins The Chat - Why I Will Never Eat Crab Legs Ever Again
- My childhood dog ran into the woods. When he returned, he was a naked drug addict named Phil
- My Considerably Small Equine: Acquaintanceship is beyond scientific explanation Season 666 Episode 666
- My dead girlfriend, dead parents, dead brother and dead best friend are all trying to contact me!
- My father died while playing the Mario party mini game toad in the box
- My favorite YouTuber has become a Cajun cooking channel and I'm the only one who notices
- My GF and I Wrote a Trollpasta by Taking Turns Writing Every Other Word
- My girlfriend shouldn't have liked, commented, and subscribed to my OnlyFans
- My Grandfather fought in the second world gravy war and he told me the scariest story I've ever heard
- My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic Season 3 Episode 13 - "Damnation"
- My name is Lily Madwhip, and is that Barack Obama oh my fuCKING GOD HE JUST HIT AN OLD LADY WITH HIS CAR
- My parents are acting stranger than usual since the Pandemic
- My shit came alive and tried to crawl back up my ass
- My sleep paralysis demon keeps trying to get me to join her pyramid scheme
- My Very Hyper-realistic, Cliched, Edgy Adventure (Also Known As I Have No Life)
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- Nesquik commercial that came on after the Pringles commercial that came on at 3 in the morning that came on at 3 in the morning
- Never do anything whatsoever, any time, anywhere, or something terrible will happen
- Nina Gets Revived by the power of Necromancy and commits Genocide against the city of Salt Lake City, Utah
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- Parallel universe Seinfeld pops up out of nowhere to perform observational comedy
- PHUN PHASES OBBY!! (150 LEVELS)
- Plot of Breaking Bad Described by Jesse Pinkman - Written by Someone Who Has Never Watched Breaking Bad
- Pope Rand Paul and the Badass American Motherfucking Bacon Church
- PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
- PRINGLES COMMERCIAL THAT CAME ON AT 3 IN THE MORNING
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- SANIC.JPEG 2:TO LAZY FOR A GOOD TITLE OR SOMETHING.DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO OK TITLE OVER NOW BYE!1!1!!!!11
- SlenderJeffBenJaneMaskyHoodySmileSallyJackRakePhoneWidemouthSquidwardManCove... The Holder Series
- Solving the mystery of both “WHO WAS PHONE” and “AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT”
- Sonic Adventure 2: You've Done This: Final Chapter (Rewrite and further fleshed out)
- Sonic.MMMMMMMBEEEPMMMMMMMBEEEPMMMMMMMBEEEP (Sonic.Microwave)
- Spingebill Orders a Large Cappuccino but gets a Small Latte
- Spongebob Squarepants: Revenge of the Flying Dutchman for the Gameboy Advance
- SpongeBob Squarepants: The Found episode (because I found it from backyard)
- SpongeBob, the Lost Episode (AKA "Are we really writing this crap again?)
- Star Wars Ruined My Life and Gave Me a Brain Anuerism (part 1) The movie: The video game
- Star Wars Ruined My Life and Gave Me a Brain Anuerism (part 2) The movie: The video game
- Super mario bros movie (2023) bowser's defeat (alternate villains death)
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- Tails Goes On A Crazy Adventure where he learns of love and kindness and everything in between
- Tales From the Burgerverse: Generic Blockbuster Movie with Action and High Name Actor
- Tales From the Burgerverse: Trollpasta Bible: Hyper Tournament Abridged Super Mega Edition
- Tales From the Burgerverse: Yet Another Creepypasta Original Character
- That game that I found on eBay that was once in a garage sale that featured items from a flea market trashcan (Parody)
- That one time where I inflated to a huge size then exploded
- That Really Annoying Mary-Sue Serial Killer that Everybody Loves
- The "Hey Stinky" Walter White Video Ruined My Viewing Experience
- The Ballad of Julius Caesar the Anus, Part One: The Rise of Julius Caesar the Anus
- The Creepy Guy Who Told Shitty Knock-Knock Jokes
- The Crying Cosplaying Carnival Clown From California Named Cringle Who Came To Cut Clark Canter's Cat Named Candy In Clydesdale Street Connecticut
- The day I found a computer game in the dumpster and played it and it was scary
- The day my dad kicked me out of the house and I was forced to go outside for more than 5 minutes and it was horrible
- The Day Prince Got His Booce Bunged By A Piano
- THE DEADSCAST, THE STORY OF PATRIXXX, AND OTHER HORROR STORIES
- The Dream Traveler: The Seer From The Future - A Jeff The Killer Story
- The Epic War Between The Queer Illuminati and the Gathering of Some People
- The FUCKING dark forest that makes people FUCKING disappear because it's FUCKING dark that's why it's the FUCKING dark forest which as I said makes FUCKING people FUCKING disappear
- The ghost who was sexy but also a bit scary and I had to decide whether they were more sexy than scary or what
- The High Fructose Adventures of the Annoying Orange LOST EPISODE - "ORANGE DIES IN THIS ONE AND HE NEVER COMES BACK"
- The Horrible Truth Behind The Titanic Incident And How I Had Survived It
- The Irritating and Pedantic Convention Seller Who Sells Used Video Games For Overinflated eBay Prices
- The Lost Episode of Porky Pig (The creepypasta wiki Version)
- THE MENACING MISCHIEF OF THE ULTIMATE POWER IN THE UNIVERSE STORY OF SHAGSONATH THE SPACE WARRIOR THE MILKY WAY ODYESSY ACROSS THE GALAXY ULTIMATE REVELATION PART I FINDING THE SHUTTLECOCK (EBOOK)
- THE MENACING MISCHIEF OF THE ULTIMATE POWER IN THE UNIVERSE STORY OF SHAGSONATH THE SPACE WARRIOR THE MILKY WAY ODYESSY ACROSS THE GALAXY ULTIMATE REVELATION PART II THE MADDENING CHOIR OF MADDEST MADNESS GONE MAD (EBOOK)
- THE MENACING MISCHIEF OF THE ULTIMATE POWER IN THE UNIVERSE STORY OF SHAGSONATH THE SPACE WARRIOR THE MILKY WAY ODYESSY ACROSS THE GALAXY ULTIMATE REVELATION PART III THE FINAL UNIVERSE-ENDING LIFE OR DEATH BATTLE FOR THE UNIVERSE (EBOOK)
- The Misadventures of John Wick, Doom Slayer, and The Punisher (Spinoff Trollpasta)
- The morning that I went to take a shit but it burned really bad and then unexplainable things happened
- The Most Cliched Pasta in the History of Cliche Pastas
- The most cliched pasta in the history of Creepypastas, Crappypastas and Trollpastas.exe
- The most clichéd pasta ever written in the history of Trollpastas, Creepypastas, Spinpastas, Crappypastas, and Shitpastas.exe
- The Most Disturbing Film Illumination Entertainment Has Ever Made
- THE MOST EBIC REALISTIC VR GAME ADVENTURRE 64 EVAR!!! New Funky Mode HD Remix Country Bad Fur Day The Electric Boogaloo & Knuckles
- THE NEW MEGA SUPER ULTRA BEAN BURRITO TIGHTLY PACKED WITH BEEF AND CHEESE NEW FROM TACO BELL IS GOING TO EAT YOUR STOMACH FROM THE INSIDE OUT!
- The Night The Really Mega Unbelievable Ultra Scary Stuff Happened!
- The Obviously Original Theory Concerning Eyeless Jack That Has Nothing To Do With Tampons Whatsoever
- The Original Graggle Simpson / Weird Matt / Gumbly Copypasta
- The REAL Reason Why Will Smith Slapped Chris Rock (TRUE STORY YOU GUYS)
- The Return of Super Beowulf and Hingderdingder Brothers 64 in 3D on Sale
- The Skeleton in the Castle With Glowing Red Eyes That Kept Saying "Rock 'n' Roll"
- The Source of All Gamepastas: A "Bullshit Creepypasta Storytime" Fanfic
- The story that will spook all of the people who think that Trollpastas are too cliched, It will have no blood in it, despite the fact that it is a trollpasta.
- THE TERRIBLE SECRET OF 9/ELEVEN (May be offensive to morons who think America is the only country that matters)
- The Time I Died But I Couldnt Remember, Until I Did But it Was Too Late Cuz I Was Dead
- THE TIME I FOUND DA CUMANDER KEEN LOST TV PILUT!!!!!!!!!/MEGAMAN.NES (VERY REL) (NO CLIKBAYT) (GONE WORNG) (GONE PEEPEEPOOPOO) (GONE MAD) FEAT. EVIL PATRIXXX FEAT. DABABY FEAT. PETER GRIFFIN FEAT. FEAT (EBOOK)
- THE TOTELLY REEL AND SCARRY LOS EPISODE OF BIG BANG THEORY!!!
- The Trollpasta That Has Many Cliches But Incredibly Good Grammar
- The Truth about Paw Patrol that you never knew but totally need to know
- The Version of Bully Rockstar Doesn't Want You to Know About
- The Why the Hell Would You Play This Game Game
- The X's: Tuesday's Suicide/Tuesday's Funeral + Aftermath
- There Are Voice Narrators Who Are Forcing Writers to Write Horror Stories On Reddit In Order To Profit On YouTube
- There's a Man Across the Street That Sits on His Porch at 2 AM - Don't Look at Him
- There's a toilet in my house that's slightly colder than ambient temperature
- There's a Very Rude Ghost Living in my Basement and She Has Five Rules
- There's a weird slot in my neighbors door where things go in, and never come out
- There's Something Very off About the Serial Killer That We Smuggled Out of Prison and Into Our Home...
- THIS IS A TOTALLY LEGIT CREEPYPASTA, YOU GIZE DONT HATE ME!!
- This is another creepypasta that I attempted to submit to the creepypasta wiki but it was deleted after a period of two weeks of being on the creepypasta wiki
- Thomas the Hyper-Realistic Tank Engine: New 30th Anniversary Special Limited Edition Platinum XXX Lost Episodes That Was Never Meant To Be Seen DO NOT WATCH
- Thomas the Tank Engine and Friends: The Rejection of The Powerpuff Girls (1995)
- Today I Learned Something about My Boyfriend That No Girl Should Ever Have to Discover
- Town without any apparent Name: CDI PORt, .EXECUTABLE FILE FORMAT!/111!2
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- What the Government Doesn't Want You to Know: The Cure of Yellow Fever
- Why Mickey Mouse Is Corrupting Our Youth and Destroying Our Childhoods
- Why The Teletubbies are actually communist superweapons of mass destruction
- Why You Should Never Play Super Mario Sunshine While High on Crack Cocaine
- Windows 98 Third Edition: Episode 1: Rising Revengeance Part Two: The Cha-Cha Slide