Charlie Charlie Parody

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Everyone knows this stupid motherfucking thing. For fucks sake I literally see this shit everywhere on youtube. Goddammit even my stupid fucking friends told me to do this shit, so I did. First, they told me to go fucking eat an ant for no fucking reason because they are motherfucking motherfuckers. So obviously I fucking ate a fucking ant. The next fucking thing they told me to fucking do was play fucking Slenderman. Obviously I beat that shit easily just like my friends fucking mom. After that they told me to go have a fucking night of debauchery. So I fucking had a night of debauchery, which was probably the best shit I did for this fucking Charlie Charlie crap. And the last thing they fucking told me to fucking do was to get a fucking paper and fucking put YES NO YES NO and then put some fucking pencils on that shit. If I was to fucking rate all this shit it would be:

STUPIDEST FUCKING SHIT I DID: PUT THE FUCKING PENSIL

HARDEST FUCKING SHIT I DID: EAT A FUCKING ANT

BEST AND EASIEST FUCKING SHIT I DID: HAVE A NIGHT OF FUCKING DEBAUCHERY

and no one gives a fucking shit about slenderman REST IN FUCKING SHIT SLENDERMAN 2k15-1337

My motherfucking friends crowded around me and fucking told me to call that motherfucker. They told me to say,"Charlie, Charlie, are you here?" I fucking followed whatever shit they told me so I fucking said," Charlie, Charlie, are you fucking here?" The pencil moved to the yes. "Oh look, the fucking pencil just fucking moved," I stated. That was fucking right when my fucking friends starting fucking screaming like a bunch of fucking pussies. "Charlie Charlie, did you fuck your mom before?" It fucking went to no. "LOL what a fucking dumbass." "Charlie Charlie, are you a fucking dick?" It fucking went to yes. "Charlie Charlie, inhale my dong." It fucking went to yes."I fucking did it eat my fucking shit." "Charlie Charlie, fuck off please." And that ends the fucking story of the fucking time I fucking summoned the fucking demon fucking called Charlie Charlie. Now get fucking fucked you motherfucking motherfucker.

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