Cheated on my wife with a minion
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I am getting divorced by my stupid ginger ass wife after she caught me cheating on her with a minion. Now let's go back to the very beginning. I am a middle aged man with 2 kids and this ugly ass bitch named Meg. I started feeling depressed one day due to my ugly ass family. My wife stopped having sex with me and sleeps in a separate bed from me. Because of this, I became suicidal, but that all changed one day when I met Minion. Minion was a super sexy short yellow dildo that had limbs, gloves, and overalls. I fell in love with him upon first sight. I tried to resist my urges, but I couldn't get him out of my mind, so I professed my love to him, which he replied with a confused "banana?" I silenced him and demanded that he fucked my super tight and beautiful boy pussy, to which he did, while yelling "BANANA!". I screamed in both pain and pleasure as he thrusted in and out of my boy pussy. I started cumming around the same time he did, and we both screamed in pleasure as his big fat juicy banana filled up my magnificent boy pussy. I then began to suck on his banana, that was when my stupid slutty ass wife barged in on us having sex. She started to yell at me so I said "FUCK OFF YOU STUPID BITCH, I LOVE MINION NOW, MINION IS LOVE, AND MINION IS LIFE." And then proceeded to deepthroat him until he came inside my mouth. Now my wife is upset with me for cheating on her with what she calls "a stupid yellow piece of shit." I screamed at her for calling my beloved minion a piece of shit. Now she and the rest of my family won't even talk to me, not even our intelligent dog who was in heat. My wife said I was a heartless bastard. I think she was being outrageous, but what do you guys think? Am I the asshole for cheating on my wife with a minion?
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