Check Yourself Before You Shrek Yourself

Today I went to a cartoon kiddy theme park, Characters like EVIL PATRIXXX and Shrek were there. I took my picture with my ogre master. Soon when I leaved and went on the EVIL ROSATERCOLLXXTER, He pulled me, took my head off, and put a onion on my head.

Blood came down. He yelled and laughed.

I was still alive, But it was all ogre, for now.