Cingy's Meal
The world is full of different types of people.
You have your winners, losers, movers, and shakers but there are a few amounts of people that realize this. Howard is not one of these people; Howard believes that society is perfect. Little does he know that a perfect society needs perfect people. Howard is not a perfect person.
Howard stands at 5'11" and weighs a little over 250 lbs. of fat. He's had acne for 14 years, all beginning in freshman year of High School. Howard has done some weird things throughout his life. He's met some weird people also, the oddest being his current boyfriend, Stephen Hobbs. The odd difference between Howard and his love is their different tastes in cheese. Stephen hates cheese, Howard loves it. Howard loves cheese so much that he goes to McDonalds every day to get his favorite meal, a double cheeseburger with large fries and a medium vanilla shake.
Every day Howard goes to this McDonalds he will meet the same cashier that lives an interesting life. This man's name is Cingy Lung. The 2nd oddest person in this story. This man lives with his oriental mother, is pencil thin, and so Otaku that he doesn't know what is real anymore. The passion this man holds for his beloved anime is so immense that he is willing to wear his pointed Kitty hats every day. This man may have been normal if it had not been for his dreaded disease that causes his face to droop (He has Down syndrome). This man is believed to be the 2nd oddest of this story purely based on the fact that he has always dreamed of having sex with an animal. The many flaws in this man have shaped him into the freak show he is today, a man who will not get a girlfriend, a man who believes anime will one day exist in real life, and a man who eats fat people (Did I forget to mention that?).
As Cingy watched this dreaded tub of lard known as Howard slowly eat his double cheeseburger as he does every day, Howard wonders why this man with the droopy face stares at him. Coincidentally, Cingy was wondering exactly the same thing the same second when he noticed a customer is now on hold to order. Cingy pauses dramatically and turns to greet the customer with his retarded smile and friendly eyes. Behind these friendly eyes, however, is a maniac bent on the fall of the Fat Empire known as McDonalds, exactly the same place he manages.
Howard, now finally done with his delicious treat, is compelled to violently thrust the trash into the bin. Why he proceeds with this act is unknown to him, he just felt like being an asshole. Howard notices Cingy stare at him with a disgusting hunger, almost like he's going to push him into a pot and laugh manically as the flesh on Howard's disgusting body slowly melts away. Howard shakes the stare of with a slight grin and a tip of the hat.
Howard waddles directly to the exit and violently pushes the doors aside, why he does this violently again is still unknown to him. Perhaps he is on his man period?
Howard continues with his life, going to "work" which is really just working at the Genius bar at the local Apple store, with not a care in the world.
Meanwhile, Cingy plots his diabolical plan to singe the fat off of the pig he watched eat a double cheeseburger today, this pig is known as Howard.
Howard, that very same night, will cry himself to sleep because Stephen didn't give him head.
The next morning, Howard will go to McDonalds, order his meal, and go to work.
The next morning, Cingy will go to work, leave early, and stalk this fat fuck back to his house.
The morning after that, Howard will go to McDonalds, become surprised Cingy is not there, and go to work.
The morning after that, Cingy will stalk Howard, prepare the meal, and wait at Howard's house.
The next morning, Howard will be at Cingy's, slowly being boiled alive by this maniac.
The next morning, Cingy will eat a feast built for two, maybe three.
By the end of the week, Howard will be dead and Cingy will be stalking his 13th victim.
AND THEN A SKELETON WILL POP OUT!!!11!!
Credited to Westonbeast
Originally uploaded on April 1, 2012
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