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Author's note: This is a set of three haikus entitled "Clocks". It was intended to be an in-class assignment for English class (which is why the content is G-rated, but no less trollish).

Tick tick tick tick tick,

The clock goes "tick tick tick tick."

Tick tick tick tick TOCK.

The large clock fell down,

CRASH! The pendulum detached,

I am pretty much screwed.

Bah! Who needs old clocks?

My iPhone can send t3xt5 too—

Oh, crud! I dropped it! :(

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