Clockwork but I wrote it from memory

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Natalie clutched a stuffed giraffe "I hate children", said dad from another room. "I don't" said her mom. Dad retorted: "Too bad. I'm going to beat my daughter with a dictionary". So he did. Suddenly, Nat's brother comes in. "Hey gurl, you down to fuck?" Nat tells her school about this, and instead of investigating her abusive home life, they decide to make her a laughing stock because fuck you.

Time jump, Nat's mom is driving her to her new art school, "our lady of uncapitalized names super duper professional art school for cool dudes". "You shouldn't stay up 'til 3.00 AM (the scary number) posting on Tumblr and reading Doctor Who fanfics" said her mom. "Bitch", Nat thought. Nat, in her art class (every period is just drawing at OLUNSDPASCD), accidentally gives her teacher (whose name I forget but it's weird) the wrong drawing, and is sent to detention for drawing such gory things. Her BF finds out and dumps her (honestly a good call considering the events about to transpire). Nat decides the best course of action is to sew her mouth shut. Nat's mom finds out and rightly sends her to a therapist.

At the therapist, Nat decides to not talk about the incest, domestic violence, gory drawings, and mouth sewing, and goes on a rant. "Time sucks. It keeps going. I want to sit down for a moment. It won't let me. It's a viscous circle." The Therapist goes to another room to do therapist things and before Nat knows it, she's in some lab. She was being tended to by a doctor who looked like one of those cliche doctors you would find in some scientific lab because he is one. "Time for some mental drugs, Nat", said Dr. Generic. Once she took them, her eyes turned green and now she has superpowers for some reason. Two security guards come in because they hear a complaint. The doctor was smashed into his bed so hard it folded like a calzone. The guards then shot at Nat, which she dodged like Neo. She then killed them and tore ass to her house.

First, she killed her mom (even though her only crime was trying to get her off them interwebs) by way Kali-Ma. Then she squeezed her dad so hard he puked out his organs and became a skinsuit. Her brother then conked her on the head with a bat. She stabs him in the eye and talks about macaroni art. She then pops her own eye out and puts a convenient watch in her eye and destroys her giraffe for no reason.

But who was phone?

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