Cockroaches
"Yuck."
"I mean, just... Yuck!"
"Those pesky creeps, yuck! So annoying! So insignificant and disgusting, yuck! Disgusting, yes, so disgusting! Yuck! Just who do they think they are?! They are here and there, lurking everywhere! So disgusting! Disgusting, yes, aren't they? Yes, they are, disgusting and ugly. Ugly and disrespectful, yes. Messing with what isn't theirs, those damn creeps! And they multiply like crazy, they are everywhere now! Everywhere, yes! They get into our homes all the time, and they devour everything! Those pesky monsters! Infesting our world! Monsters!"
"And they are so insignificant, it's disgusting! Just who do they think they are? Disgusting and insignificant and ugly! Just because they are big, who do they think they are?! Who do they think they are?!?! I'll tell you who they think they are, yes, I'll tell you: they think they are the owners of everything! Disgusting, yes, I know! Disrespectful and disgusting, yes, I agree! So disgusting, those creeps! Yuck! And their nests! Ugliest things ever! And they get bigger and bigger, so horrid, so disgusting! It gives me the chills, yes!"
"So disgusting, thankfully, we are lucky! So insignificant, yes, that's it! Insignificant! So foolish, they think they are better! Ridiculous, yes! They are not even really big, no, they aren't, and even if they were, they think being big is good! Foolish, yes! So foolish and insignificant! We've dealt with bigger creeps before, we have, my friend, they have all been so insignificant and ugly! What we have to do is... yes, exactly! That's it! Perfect, yes! Excellent, so excellent, yes! That's it! We have to do nothing, of course! Nothing! They will be gone soon! Yes, soon, we just have to do nothing! They will be gone, just like every other creep that ever thought they dominated this world, yes. THOUGHT they dominated this world, you said it! They will be gone, they will. Just like those huge, enormous monsters, millions of years ago, they all died. Those creeps, and their nests, and every trace of them, will be extinct. And we will still be here, just like we were, very, very long ago: over 300 million years ago, yes..."
Credited to GodGrinder.K
Originally uploaded on May 19, 2012
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