Condemned 3 (Pulled Game) (REAL STORY)

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So, today I went to play a BETA Demo run of the new sega game Condemned 3, as I have the other 2 on my xbox, I figured I might as well play it, but something caught my eye about the cover art, it was just a girl, hair over her eyes, crying with a field in the background, like it wasn't finished yet. It came to my attention that this girl was a onryo of japanese folklore. but I swear to god I know this girl. And before you say anything no, not in a wet dream. I went to the SEGA place to play the demo, I was really excited. so I got there, played the demo and I noticed that there was a table giving away the BETA discs. so I figured why not. I took one and drove home.

DAY 1 AFTER TAKING THE DISC:

I got the disc out of the case, it looked exactly like a PS3 disc. No logo, just the cover art. so I put in the disc and then I played it, it seemed a bit different from the one I played at the SEGA convention. The menu screen was just a picture of a enemy in-game. In fact, it looked like a screenshot from in-game. Some really freaky shit happened, but that was all in the demo. There was a few glitches, but at the moment I thought that was to do with the demo. Then all of a sudden my character died. There was no noise, like the old death on Condemned 2. Then I teleported I think to a location from Condemned: Criminal origins, the part where your looking for the match maker because you smell smoke in the building. I was surrounded my monsters, I was shitting myself.

I noticed that the feature to kick and punch without weapons was taken off. i used the taser and grabbed a skewer off one of the enemies, needless to say i was enjoying the shock and i was bashing them with the enviromental finishers. But i felt abit tired, i surfed the internet and facebook for a while and i went to sleep

DAY 2:

Alot of really freaky stuff happened last night. I looked out my window and i could swear that i saw the ethan thomas character model from Condemned 2:Bloodshot. Being as a felt abit pumped up i put in the creepy looking BETA Disc and the menu changed. this time the Eye on the cover art of Condemned 2.

After this i went on the internet as nothing happened. but i did notice a file was leaked all over the internet, gaining popularity, "CONDEMNED 3: RISE OF THE MATCHMAKER'S APPRENTICE" I downloaded the file and it was a whole diffrent game. Finished menus, no glitches, everything ran smoothly.

Ethan was the apprentice, the guy you play as is Leland Vanhorn's son, Reginald Vanhorn. trying to stop Ethan from going the same satanic path his father did.

A picture kept showing up of the eye though. it freaked me so much. even though i spent my whole entire life playing Silent Hill, Condemned, Amnesia and watching Zombie Movies. i noticed that this was my own eye.

I turned off the game because my girlfriend was at the door and Jad, my roomie just got in, my girlfriend just kept blabbering on about stuff and she wanted me to cook a bacon omelette for her. so i did, but i still couldnt get my mind off C3, Needless to say i cooked my own omelette when Missy left and me and Jad both played this game. It reminded us of the old Mirror Incident, a few minutes after playing it the game gave me a fucking virus, me and jad looked at eachover and decided to play the original fucked-up beta disc, we put in the disc and the Leaked PC version ran. "Condemned 3: Rise Of the Match Maker's Apprentice"

Reginald Vanhorn and Ethan where in a cutscene, heres the whole dialog

Ethan: Vanhorn, you can't stop me.

Vanhorn: ETHAN, My father courupted you, he destroyed you like he did to my mum.

Ethan: *in a satanic voice* LEAVE. NOW. OR FOREVER REST IN HELL

Vanhorn: What are you gonna do ethan? Get a Mannequin arm to beat me to death? Phahaha.

After this a pentagram appeared in Ethan (Match Oro)'s Workshop, The floor just crumbled into pieces.

Now this level was in hell. Jad said he went to get a beer, i asked for one too as i love Coors Light.

but it was a whole 5 minutes. He wasn't in sight. i went to the fridge and he wasn't there. after hours of looking for him i played the Hell Level....

His soul was in hell, he was the final boss of the game. him and ethan thomas, i had to take them both on.

before the fight started i recived a note through my letterbox in scruffy handwriting.

"IF YOU DEFEAT BOTH OF THEM, JARED'S SOUL AND BODY WILL BE RETURNED TO YOU. ALONG WITH YOUR COORS LIGHT"

paused the game, went on the internet to see if anyone else had this. but my webcam was turned on and i noticed the ethernet cable was conected. i was sucked into the game. boiling hot. i grabbed everything in the enviroment. axes, Moldern Rocks, guns, part of the devils horn. but none of this worked, it delpeted their Health a tiny bit but nothing. but then i noticed something that shouldnt be in the game, something that my other save files corrupted this game with, a XRay Pistol from Call of duty: World at war, was avalible to pick up in the game, i kept shooting their bodies for minutes, but then the idea of a simple, real life headshot, one shot to kill both of them, one shot. i could do this. i waited for them to line up with eachover. then i fired. realistic brain matter and blood sputtered onto me. then a door appeared. i walked through it and i was back on my bed. me and jad were there. he came back with my coors light and both of us remembered what happened. we took my laptop and the beta disc and both destroyed them.

2 MONTHS LATER:

We found out that the file has spread all over the net. a kid even commited suicide over it.

but SEGA and Monolith got ahold of the files and deleted them, that file is now destroyed, we can turn back to normal lives. Unless a REAL Condemned 3 comes out.



Credited to Lew24591
Originally uploaded on July 24, 2011

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