Cookingshow.mov my storie
11 June 2009
I'm paralyzed in fear, i don't know what to do. shuld I call the police? I'm currently hiding in a closet... I can still hear him. It all started when I woke up this morning and I was hungry. After i posted some dank memes on /b/ i went onto a website to learn how to make the spaghetti, there was a download link to a FREE cooking show movie. i downloaded it and once I opened the movie to watch it my computer shut off and i couldn't turn it back on. THEN, i heard a loud noise in the kitchen. I got up slowly and looked in the kitchen, I couldn't believe what I was looking at!!! Right there was a ghost chef with hyper realistic eyes staring at me with a rolling spin rolling out the dough....... to cook with it. i got so spooked i pooped my pants and had to have a shower to wash all the poop off and then when i was in the shower the ghost chef was watching me with hyper realisic eyes!' i was so sp00ked i I pooped all over the spaghetti he was cooking....... then i got out of the shower and the chef got really mad and he started dancing!!!!! then i ran out of the shower (i shower with my clothes on dnt h8 playa) and ran into the kitchen.. there was a spooky skeleton on my laptop..... It was so spooky!!! Most spookiest thing I have ever seen in my life!!!! I turned around and there was the chef with a piece of mozzarella!!! He then started to dance to funky music!!!!!!! he told me in the most voice i have ever heard..... "im.. going.. to.. cook.. you.. a.. 5.. star.. meal.." if got so spooked out i blacked out in this closet... i have decided to go out of the closet... there isnt any ghost chef! Im going to go to slep now!! Ill update next
June 18 2009
For the past week i cannot stop having nitemares about the ghost chef dancing with the rolling pin in hand.... i wake up every day to spaghetti all over my floor. i dont think i can sleep many more...
19 June 2009
This is the last straw i am WAY too spooked out.. The ghost chef is now turning my stuff into spaghetti !!! Oh shit he is walking up the stairs this very momen- helo it is i ghost chef n i hav spooked the berjibbers out of him XD at this moment he has turned into the spaghetti and now i am going to make him into the 5 star meal,,, u should be spo0ked because u r now cursed by the spaghetti curse...... expect me.., the spagetti ghost chef of DOOM!!!
56 Year Old man mysterly disappeared from household. Spaghetti was found all throughout the house.
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