Cool Porn For Cool People

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A few days ago, I got a email from an anonymous moron. This is what it said:

Yo I found this nice website, the new pornhub! I'll send you the link, I had a nice fap, you might too! :) www.coolpornforcoolpeple.com

When I saw this I was really suspicous, I thought it was another fucker trying to DDos me. But since I'm a really curious guy, I went on it. It was a weird website, only like no work was put in to it. I scrolled down, and saw a number of downloads. Since I didn't care about this computer, I went ahead and installed it. The first one was "deeznuts.avi" It was a baby strapped to an electric chair, while a man started showing the popular deeznuts video, the baby was enjoying but the man kept electruciting him. Next up, "crappyjob" When a women was trying to have an interview with a man, but the woman was distracted, like someone was bothering her. What I didn't notice, in the back mirror you can see a reflection of a man in a penis mask, masturbating. The last one, "animalfuck" There's a women masturbating, a then a donkey jumps up on her, and starts putting his donkey dick right in her vagina, rapidly, until cum sprays out, and the women suddenly dies. After that, I took a break from the internet, and acctualy went outside, but yeah a fucking weird website. Don't visit it.

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