Counter-Strike: Source

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One day I was palying CSS and it crashed on me. So I had to restart it. And wen it restarted. It was not the normal menu It was the boldest menu I have ever see it was Just "Counter Strike Source" in Comic Sans and 3 options. The options were "Play" "Options" and "Stop". So I clicked Play because I had to go to bed soon. It only found one sever I was confused Becouse it hat found 200 severs earlier and only 1 now. The name ove the sever was just named "Counter-Strike" so i just thought it was a listen server. The map was just "Dust2" It was just ritten like that. (Not "de_dust2" Just "Dust2".) The player count was 1/14 and the ping was 20 "Thats the longest ping ever' I sead to my self. I stared at the player count for a little wile and began to wonder what was someone doing all alone in a remote server? So I went in to the sever the loading bar was a blood red stripe with no text. So it connected and It just took me strate to the game I spawend as A Terrorist. But in the middle of the map and I had no weapons. I cheacked the score board and only my name was there. Thare was no one in CTs nor in Specs. "Wasn't someone here?" I thought. I opened up the server browser again and now the name of the player count was 2/14 and the name of the sever was now "I will kill you". I was scared by that one. before evan moving I typed in the chat box and typed "Who are you?" and no answer I just assumed that he dident speak English. And then I died an the game crashed. I uninstalled it and everything was OK until that night.

I cant sleep. I haven't needed sleep scene so I just played some games and mods on Desura.

The next day I started vomiting crap.

The next day I started getting taller.

The next night I snuck out of the house and went to the swamp across the street. The swamp felt like home to me there was a laptop with the Steam logo one the back of it, It looked like just a sticker. and I turned on the laptop annd The Windows 2000 boot screen came up and It started up the dest top had a grey Background And the taskbar was blank except for the clock. Thare was only one icon It was CSS sand I played it and looked up a local player and ate him.

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