Curse of the Bad Kitty

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Once there was a man named Jon and his pet cat Garmfield. Jon had a job as a serial killer but he didn't have the right license and ran afowl of the law. He was offered to enter the witness protection program if he agreed to testify against himself. He took the deal and they moved him to the suburbs.

So then one day he returned to his old habits. He killed his girlfriend Liz and baked her into a lusagna. Grarfeld tasted the lasuga and became filled with a terrible spirit of veangeance. Suddenly he knew his mission was to torment Jon for all eternity.

Glarfled continues to torture Jon with his evil mischef. Sometimes the ghost of Liz shows up and Jon thinks she's real. There's a dog named Oldie as well. It is said that if you eat a larsagnia on the anniversery of Liz's murder, you can still hear Jon's scream of rage and dispair:

"Garafileld!!"

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