DDR PARANOiA's Paranoia

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PARANOiA (The Beginning)

I bet you think that PARANOiA (180) is the first song in the PARANOiA series. You are wrong, so wrong! It is in fact PARANOiA Millennium (100)

My friend was talking to me the other day. Saying he is a huge fan of DDR (as I am too). But he is scared of one of the songs.

Friend: I'm so scared of one of the songs.

Me: Scared! Which song.

Friend: PARANOiA!

Me: That's not even scary it's catchy.

Friend: Not if you listen to PARANOiA Millennium!

Me: Why, I have heard it on YouTube but never thought it was scary.

Friend: I keep having Nightmares about it. I never dare to play PARANOiA because every time I sleep, I have a dream and the robot guy in the background pops up and you know that weird noise it makes in the song?, that comes with it. Then it shows lots of old broken TVs with the PARANOiA Millennium background on. The TVs keep coming and coming, more and more. Until...

Me: Until What?

Friend: Until I see.......The robot taking someone.....Then he rips their heads apart and puts it on a mini robot of himself. So the world can be in PARANOiA's PARANOiA.......Then I see something, words in Blood Red appeared at the top in my dream and start to get bigger. 'YOU'RE NEXT!'......That's when I wake up.

Me: That's just stupid; you know dreams aren't always real. You may have seen something scary, played PARANOiA on DDR and dreamt about it. H-E-L-L-O It's not real!

Friend: You'll see. Just don't play that song a lot OK?

Me: I'll play to whatever song I want. Thank you very much!

I then stormed off

Friend: PLEEEEAAASE?

I wasn't going to listen to him. No way! So when I got home I went straight on DDR. It was normal nothing bad about it. I played a few songs. Tomorrow, Raspberry Heart, EternuS, all of those lot and lots more. I then went on one of my old DDR games. I played Do it right, Absolute, B4U, and then PARANOiA. (I played all of this on expert). PARANOiA went weird though. It was on x3 speed and on shuffle. I thought there weren't options on.

Anyways I turned it off and continued with the rest of my day. In my sleep I had a dream. It was just like my friend told me. The robot guy popped up with the weird noise from the song, lots of broken TVs appear and start building up and building up more, then the PARANOiA Millennium background appears on the TVs. Suddenly they disappear and in blood red letters, at the top of my dream, appears the words 'HE'S NEXT' I woke up.

Me: 'He's next'? I thought it said 'You're next'? Anyways I've just dreamt of it because of my friend explaining his dream to me. Nothing to worry about, Nothing to worry about…

The next day I met up with my friend on the way to school. He looked scared and worried!

Me: Hey what's up?

Friend: It happened again. Although this time after 'YOU'RE NEXT' the robot guy looked straight at me and reached its arm out, as if he was going to grab me.

Me: You never guess what happened with me too?

Friend: What?

Me: I had the same dream BUT instead of saying 'YOU'RE NEXT' It said 'HE'S NEXT'

Friend: OH NO I THINK THIS MIGHT BE THE DAY!

Me: Correction: NIGHT!

Friend: Yeah but….

Me: Oh come on we have to find out and stop this mess.

Friend: But that means that we have to-

Me: Yes we are waggin' it!

Luckily my mum was at work and didn't have her mobile with her. So we went home to my place.

Me: OK you are facing your fears and playing that song.

Friend: But I...I…I…..

Me: YOU ARE!

Quick as a flash I placed the mat out and put the ps2 on.

Friend: OK if you think it will work

It started up normal. He chose a character, but there was an extra one. THE ROBOT GUY!!!

Me: How did he get on?

Friend: I dunno but I am NOT playing as him.

He pressed down to pick Rage but it wouldn't let him. When he kept trying this that robot guy kept shaking his head as if saying 'NO'!

Friend: Looks like I'll have to pick him.

Me: WAAAAAIT! What is his name?

Friend: Let's see it says: 'Question Mark, Question Mark, and Question Mark!

Me: '???' Really?

Friend: Yes, OH PLEASE LET IT MEAN RANDOM!

Me: Yeah like this whole thing is random!!! SORRY READERS BUT HAVE TO HAVE A LITTLE COMEDY IN CREEPYPASTAS!!!

Friend: Who are you talking to?

Me: Dunno, Them?

Friend: Oh Yeah

Anyways he picked the character and went on to pick a song.

Friend: So I pick B4U right? OK

Me: NNNNOOOOO! You will pick PARANOiA!

Friend: Fine.

So he whizzed through the song list to pick PARANOiA.

Me: WAAAAAIT!

Friend: Oh what now?

Me: I want some chocolate milk and cookies.

Friend: Ugh COME ON!

Me: OK keep your hair on!

Friend: Let's get on with this.

Me: WAAAAAIT!

Friend: AHHH WHAAAATTT?!

Me: Look at that.

Friend: What you're not gonna say 'Look at that bird' are you?

Me: No I wanted you to look at that other song.

Friend: What other song?

Me: That in your dream!

Friend: WHAAATTT?

There it was PARANOiA Millennium! Suddenly the screen changed. It went swirly and then made another picture. It was a TV screen. The TV screen shrank and went into the songlist. It then blew up all of the other songs!

Me: MY DDR GAME!

All that was left was PARANOiA Millennium.

Me: I guess you have to play that.

Friend: You think?

Me: Yes.

Friend: I was being sarcastic H-E-L-L-O

Me: Hey that's my thing! Whatevs let's GO!

So he played it. It started. THIS – WAS – IT! The moment of truth! What would happen? Will we die? Will I ever get my chocolate milk and cookies? Find out in the next pasta by me!

Me: No not really I haven't got time! Oh it's starting!

It was quite hard; LOTS of steps were going up! It looked as if some were going downwards and sidewards!

Friend: No that's just you; you're turning your head. You're just eating cookies and drinking chocolate milk not watching me. You're supposed to be my best friend!

Me: Yeah OK and wow that's a lot of yours.

So it continued! Arrows were flying everywhere! The song was nearly over. My friend was so tired. He couldn't continue!

Me: Last arrow, JUMP!

He missed. FAILED appeared in blood red letters. My game went back to normal and everything was right after that.

Friend: So that for nothing?

Me: Yeah, Oh well CCCCUUUUUPPPPPCCCCCAAAAKKKKKEEEESSSSSS!

That night a strange this happened!

My friend had the dream. This time the robot guy grabbed him and ripped his head off and stuck it on a mini version of the robot guy! In the morning. Only his body was found!

That night I had a dream!

It was different. It said 'THERE IS A WAY TO BRING YOUR FRIEND BACK! BUT YOU HAVE TO GET THROUGH ME! HA HA HA!!!

Me: I have to save him! I need a CUPCAKE with CHOCOLATE MILK and COOKIES first!



Written by Fujiwara No Mokou
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