DS.EXE.Hitler

One day i was on craigslist looking at used socks. Then I found a deal. It was called "4 used socks with free DS Touch.

I didn't know Nintendo released a New DS called Ds Touch. I bought the Socks and DS touch because the DS had Hitler's face on it. The only thing was is that I had to go to the Hood to purchase them so, I got shoot a few times in the leg.

When I got home I put on the used socks and played some DS touch. There was already a game in there called DS.EXE.Hitler. I thought this title was spooky but I knew I was brave enough to play it because I watched the whole music of spooky scary skeletons. I turned on the DS and saw the title screen. In rainbow text it read EXE.Hitler and showed Hitler eating a waffle taco from Taco bell. I thought this was strange because Germany doesn't serve waffle tacos. Anyway I started the game. A picture showing the Illuminati talking to Activision. "You shall making terrible games that have overpriced DLC and milk the customer" Said the Illuminati. A picture of Call of Duty flashed on the screen. Activision left the room and the Illuminati looked at me. "You will play this game where you drink dewitos and rob banks". The Illuminati stated "If you do not successfully rob a bank you will be sent to another dimension where Internet Explorer is the only web browser. I stared in shock. "But why?" I cried. "To promote the return of crystal Pepsi. The Illuminati responded. Fair enough I thought. The game started and Hitler was drinking Dewitos. It was a side scroller and it said press X rapidly to drink!!!. I kept pressing X to keep drinking and stay alive. But when I had to rob the bank I failed. Hitler approached a bank and went inside. The screen said to press A and B to rob. But the twist is...

(0.0)... there was no A and B button. There was only X and phone. But who was phone? The Illuminati appeared on the screen and said "You have done the act of being a skrub. You'll be sent to the dimension tomorrow." I dropped the DS touch and the bass and forgot I was a 2 year old and screamed like a 1 year old. It's like forgetting your a boy and having a period. I sit here typing this story and have one more thing to say before dying. Bring Back Mountain Dew Pitch Black.

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