DeadBound - The Totally Unneeded Sequel

So...eh...heheh, It's been a few months since I had a traumatic expierence with the DeadBound cartidge. I've hid it in my basement so I wouldn't touch it again. But when I was partying a couple of days ago, I drunk too much beer and said "LET'S PLAY SUM *burp* EARTHBOUND *burp" One of my friends went down to the basement to my game collection, he grabbed the unholy cartidge and he went back upstairs, he then said "IS THIS GOOD ENOUGH? *burp*" I said "HELL YEA!" He put it in my snes and a loud screech came out of the speakers, we were all too drunk to notice, I sat down to play and I started in Onett and not Ness's house, Onett was all burnt and none of the NPCs were there, as soon as I went to Twoson, it was the same thing, I walked to Threed and the zombie town...was even more horrifying. Dead bodies, burnt buildings, overpowered zombies. I finally got to fourside and it wasn't even fourside anymore, it was Gigyas's lair, with bloodstains ALL OVER. I had to much too drink so I didn't care. When I reached gigyas, pokey didn't come, only his mangled body came and fell over, then a boss battle sprung into action. Gigyas was already in his "Overpowered state" and he said the following words "ERRGH...OWWW...IT HURTS...JOHN JOHN JOHN JOHN JOHN DIE JOHN JOHN JOHN JOHN JOHN"  I attacked and it only did one damage, You cannot grasp the true form of your death! And my character died, once my character died, my heart stopped beating, I was almost dead. I was in the hospitial the next day once again, drunk and had a heart attack. So yea, I smashed the cartidge with all my might and with a sledgehammer. I put it in gamestop's dumpster and never saw it again.

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