Dead Bart (Parody/Funny Reinterpretation)
DISCLAIMER: All characters and events in this creepypasta --even those based on real people-- are entirely fictional. All celebrity and characters are just reinterpretation ... bad ones. The following text contains coarse language and due to its content it should not be viewed by anyone,or maybe it should,i am not a cop.also so sike this isn't really a creepypasta but a creepypasta being parodied,original creepypasta belong to their respective author.
The narrator is not the author(me).the creepypaste may be subject to change such as grammar correction over time. p-s:this is a reupload because the original title was too long and i dont know how to change that.so i deleted the original text and copy and pasted it here(i also added pictures now),thank you for understanding
ok, where should i start? well,some events have happened to me and they where not,well,normal,so i decided to write about it on this random website cuz....why not. well i already experimented paranormals situations before,like,a lot actually. but hey guess today im just gonna talk about one of those event,this site is about people talking about their experience with paranormal video games and cartoon,so why not talking about my experience?
oh well anyway,i should maybe have introduced myself,oh well i am not really a litterature man so writing stuff isnt what i usually do,i am more a man of action and stab.so my name is jeffrey ,i am currently a 18 man,and i have quite many interest,but let's just talk about what I have to say.
The story happened last month,i was walking my dog one day on the park,nothing strange right?a dude walking his husky on a beautiful day,the sun sing the birds shines,everything was alright until my dog started acting insane,well he do that sometime but it never happened in a public place.so of course i tried to calm him but it didnt work,i can understand i mean,do you really think calming an insane,man flesh eating and possibly enraged dog would work?then he started dragging me toward the park until we ended up on a very specific person.my dog who is named smile started chewing on his leg,and the man was screaming,i looked around to see if there wasnt any people ,no one was there,and a garbage was at disposition so i told smile :"okay,you can kill and eat this man but make it quick so i can hide the body before anyone find out" ,before any of you goes 'Oh BuT JeFf tHaT kIlL PeOpLe" let just say I am not a moral type of guy, so my dog was about to unleash his rage on him until the man say "HOLD ON YOU CANT KILL ME I AM FAMOUS!" so i told him :"really,i never saw you"so the old man replied"OH COURSE YOU DID,I AM MATT GROENING,CREATOR OF THE SIMPSON !"
"oooooh the simpson,yeah i do watch it sometime,man it really got bad in the last season' i responded,matt groening then said "hey if you let me leave i am gonna give you an unaired episode in exchange"
"nah,late seasons arent really good" i said as my dog looked at him,smiling.waiting for the moment he'll eat him.
matt then said :"nononono this was made back in the earlier season of the show"he said,while showing a vhs tape"whe didnt aired that of course,because it was too,well,just watch it for yourself"
this is the front of the tape
then of course i said " i am sold,but if you tell anybody about what happened, i'll fucking find ya",matt just said "dont worry ,i wont,just make sure you don't tell anybody about this tape,".so i just spared his life and walked away,smile wasnt very happy and he was giving me the look of "why you didnt let me eat him?",so i just said "it a free simpson vhs,how i am gonna not accept that?beside we already have food at home".back at my home i simply put the vhs inside my vhs player,i am a fan of old media,like black and white horror films,old slasher movies,you know those one?so of course i started playing the tape.and asked one of my roommates to make some popcorn for the occation.when the episode started well,it looked really odd.like,this was different from your typical simpson episode.first of all,lets say it,the quality was shit.like,really shitty and ugly.like,It was like that for the whole intro and episode,while watching the first part,I noticed that the characters where kinda off,I mean its been quite a while since last time I saw a simpson episode but I didn't remember homer being this angry,marge having a depression and bart acting like an emo kid who dislike their parents(god I have bad memories coming back,god the cringe is hurting me) .so the episode is about the family about to go on a plane trip Bart was fooling around, as you'd expect. However, as the plane was about 50 feet off the ground, Bart broke a window on the plane and was sucked out. I laughed because,well,I have a really messed up sence of humor,yeah I said it I find it funny when the kid die what ya gonna do about it?
Then for some reasons we got a zoom on bart's mangled body and ooooh boy it looked ugly!i saw ugly things but this one?this one is gonna go in my top ugliest thing I ever saw.like it looked like a photo realistic painting .like the one spongebob episodes use for comedic value(I don't think its what they intended here)
this is what bart's body looked like(i had to censore it)(there is bad quality)
Then cut to the family crying,they where all crying,the weird thing with that scene is that it look like the actor where really crying,that must have been really good acting.i noticed that the animation was started to decay while weird ass murmuring can be hear in the background,it kept on going.of course I was bored ,lucky for me ,my roommate(who's full first name is Jackson) have finished making the popcorn so I went hog wild on the sweet,sweet buttery corn then I slept.when I woke up it looked like the scene was still going,I asked Jackson who was around "hey,did anything happened when I was sleeping?" Jackson said "well,I think your dog ate my horn so now he honk every time he ba-" I interrupted him "no I mean what happened on the tv?" "oh the tv?well there where weird shapes crying on the tv,apparently this is a simpson episode and oh boy what a weird one, maybe they are crying because they knew that the latest season really went-" "okay I think we all got it by now,"I just looked at the tv again and then the screen faded to black,the next scene was the family at the table,they looked really thin (even more thin than my other roommate?impossible) and Maggie was nowhere to be seen(dead children again,wow my favorites).
the simpsons decided to go visit bart's grave,when they where there,they where in front of Bart's body who wasn't even buried (god they had one job) ,they cried again ,then homer said something, but I couldn't make it out, anyway,as the episode ended,the camera zoomed out, showing other grave, Jackson was next to me and noticed something "hey,didn't Michael Jackson died in 2009?" I told him "yeah?why your teliing me this?" he then told me "well,this episode was made when?" " I don't know? Apparently it was from the first seasons....wait"I paused the video and read all the tombstone text,they where tombstones of a lot of celebrities that appeared on the show,some who I didn't even know about them and more recent one somehow,the dates of death was also the exact date of their death in real life,exept for the one who haven't died,which predicted the same date. I had some question,one,why would they do that?two,why is did they think it was a good idea?three,why did I watched this piece of crap?and four,how did they predict it?jackson told me "hey you know how they always say that some simpson episodes predict the future?" I just said "please shut up don't you dare tell me that this conspiracy is true " "well you got the proof right here pal,I mean look a it,maybe those dumb people where right after all,maybe we are the dumbass after all,especially you" he said,for annoying me ,so we just had this exchange "I'LL STAB YA!" "HA,Igood luck stabbing something that isn't real" he just replied,laughing,I then said "god,well you might be right however,this episode was really weird."
As I retired the tape from the player,while doing it,I noticed an address at the back,i didn't know why it was here so me and smile went there,since there isn't anything to do today,I arrived in a dark alley,then a person came here,it was matt groening,he said "so,you now know my secret?" I just said "no,all I know is that you are a sick idiot who made a weird episode with ugly visual." He then laughed "say the one who almost let his dog eat me "smile was looking at him angry,I just said "well maybe the grave date stuff at the end was weird" matt groening said "hehe,well its time to know the truth" he then showed me an 8 ball,I thought he was crazy but then it started glowing,glowing. he then say " I am actually a future predictor, I predict the future,and of course I make reference about the future it in episodes! so I can mess with people's mind.but now you know too much about the future,so your gonna-" then smile started bitting his legs, he screamed then fell on the grownd,smile started biting him again,he was wounded, I just try to take back smile while saying "okay that is enough,sorry but not sorry I think I am gonna go home" I really didn't feel like killing or letting my dog kill a famous guy.while dragging smile while going home, he was telling me "You'LL SEE,YOU ARE GONNA REGRET IT,YOU KNOW THE TRUTH SO NOW YOU WILL FEEL SUFFERING,YOU ARE NE-" he then passed out.i was about to go home, I killed a homeless meth addict on the way and just arrived.
representation i did in paint of me and smile meeting matt groening in the dark alley (he also had a wizard hat i forgot to mention)
Anyway this was my story,there isn't a lot to say so I guess the moral is that a long running show is like a fruit,let it be too long and its gonna rot,I also think that the other moral is that matt groening is a crazy person but hey,aren't we all insane?
One thing for sure I don't think it will be the last time I will live this kind of event.but anyway,goodbye and thank you for reading this if you are even reading this actually I don't think anybody is gonna read that.
oh also i did photographed some event(the picture you see along the text) but now i can't show you the whole episode since i lost the tape.
sorry \/(oUo)\/
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