Dead Bart - The lost episode 7G06 REAL
The creepypasta Dead Bart is actually not real one, because the real one was hidden. But I managed to find it and I'm on the run because Matt Groening is gonna kill me.
Episode:
You know that the Fox has regular way to count The Simpsons episodes right?
They count all of them because that's their job.
Because there is lost episode from the season 1.
It's easy to find it, everyone who worked back in the 1990 likes to talk about it. It was written by the entire cast. During the season one, Matt was normal, speaking endlessly, calm and nice. If you mention this episode to the present, Matt will come an tell you everything.
I first heard of it at an event where David Silverman was speaking. Someone in the crowd asked about the episode, and Silverman said that it's gonna be released soon. The episode's production number was 7G06, the title was Dead Bart. The episode labeled 7G06, Laughingoutloud Lisa, was made later this one and given Dead Bart's production code to show us what's all about this episode,
If you ask someone they will let you go communicating with Matt Groening. At a fan event, I managed to follow him after he spoke to the crowd, and eventually had a chance to talk to him alone as he was leaving the building. He was upset that I had followed him, probably expected a typical encounter with an obsessive fantard. When I mentioned the lost episode though, all color showed on his face and he started smiling like JTK. When I asked him if he could tell me any details, he sounded like he was going to say GO TO SLEEP. He grabbed a piece of paper, wrote something on it, and handed it to me. He begged me to rate it 10/10 on IMDB.
The piece of paper had a website address on it, I would tell you everything, for reasons you'll see in a second. I entered the address into my browser, and I came to a site that was completely white, except for a line of purple text, a download link. I clicked on it, and a file started downloading. Once the file was downloaded, my computer went crazy, it downloaded Windows 10 on my PC, YAY! There was an episode of The Simpsons on it. So I watched it.
The episode started off like any other episode, but had HYPEREALISTIC quality animation. If you've seen the original animation of the new Simpsons episodes, it was similar, but better. The first act was fairly normal, but the way the characters acted was a little weird. Homer seemed happier, Marge seemed proud, Lisa seemed stubborn (as usual), Bart seemed to have genuine love and love for his parents.
The episode was about the Simpsons going on a train trip, near the end of the first act, the train was taking off. Bart was fooling around, as you'd expect. However, as the plane was about 1 milimeter off the ground, Bart broke a window on the train and was sucked out.
At the beginning of the series, Matt had an idea that the animated style of the Simpsons' death turned things more cartoony. This was used in this episode. The picture of Bart's corpse was 100% recognizable, they took full advantage of it not having to move, and made an almost cartoony drawing of his dead body.
Act one ended with the shot of Bart's corpse. When act two started, Homer, Marge, and Lisa were sitting at their table, laughingoutloud. The laughingoutloud went on and on, it got more pained, and sounded more cartoony, better acting than you would think possible. The animation started to get more hyperealistic even more as they laughedoutloud..
This laughingoutloud went on for all of act two.
Act three opened with a title card saying one second had passed. Homer, Marge, and Lisa were fat-asses, and still sitting at the table.
They decided to visit Bart's grave. Springfield was overcrowded. They all looked overcrowded. When they got to the grave, Bart's body was just sitting in front of his tombstone, looking just like it did at the end of act one.
The family started laughingoutloud again. Eventually they stopped, and just stared at Bart's body. The camera zoomed in on Homer's face. According to summaries, Homer tells a joke at this part, but it's so loud that you'll get deaf for 13666 miliseconds.
The view zoomed out as the episode came to a close. The tombstones in the background had the names of every Simpsons character. It showed that they'll die in 1991, but nothing happened.
The credits were completely so lound, and seemed written by clichepasta writer just like me. The final image was the Simpson family on their couch, like in the intros, but all drawn in cartoony, happy like Bart's corpse.
Now I'm dead. Bye.
Written by ATASPO
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