Death Note is the intelligentest anime

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I am intelligent. Death Note is the intelligentest anime out there. Light is so dark, and justicer, like me. I am above law, like Light. My name is Stephen, but I call myself Justinian, because I am superior to everyone else, but I cannot say it, since they will not be my friend anymore. Light did one mistake. He did not have any means of physical protection, and he was shot killed in the end. I am not like him in that aspect, I have aqcuired new means of protection. I ordered a new katana from e-bay (the one sword that Sasuke has in naruto, it's easily consealable, so I have it hidden in my paratrooper boots and leather-coat wherever I go). I practise with it every day, and I am self-proclaimed black-belt in taek-won-do. I also sit like L at all times, because it makes it easier for me to think. My mom tells me to sit properly at the table, specially when they're praying for supper (mindless religious sheep! They have not read Richard Hawkins' books. Sheeplings wake UP!). But I have to scheme and think at all times, so I eat like that as well. I also hold my tuff like L does, since it's much more comfortable, and it's much more hygienic. I must also always wear sunglasses, since in Code Geass (it is very cool animes, 2 seasons), Lelouch has this cool power in his eyes that controls people. I am like that aswell, so I wear round sun-glasses to hide my eyes at all times, as to not ruin this world. I recommend Code Geass aswell, since it is like death note, but with MECHA! Reader, I hope you are like me.

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