Death Wedgie

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In 1986, a fat kid named Mark was given a wedgie so severe that the elastic band on his tighty whiteys was hiked up over his head and snapped his neck. The true identity of his killer has never been revealed. Now that you have read this, Mark will appear to you in the night with glowing red eyes and give you a death wedgie! The only way to prevent this is to repost this story 5 times on 5 different internets within the next 5 hours.

Jason Clark of Tall Trees, Indiana never reposted this and decided to go out with his girlfriend instead. He parked alongside a lonesome country road and got out to relieve himself. He never returned. His girlfriend waited all night in the passenger's seat, paralyzed with fear by the sound of something scraping against the roof of the car. In the morning, she discovered the source of the noise. It was Jason hanging from a tree limb by his underwear, his legs swaying in the breeze as his sneakers rubbed against the car roof. This is just one of the many examples of the death wedgie phenomenon.



Credited to FartoTheClown 

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