DevilX PC Drivers
I am a computer whiz. I have always been fascinated with how to make my computer better, but this story of mine really baffled and left me shocked...
Three months ago, I went past a flea market and got interested in checking out what was inside. There was nothing much...mostly clothes and old toys, but when I went past a bookshelf, a red glow caught my eyes: it was a CD case, completely red. I picked it up and on the front, there were three words written with a marker: DEVILX PC DRIVERS. I didn't know that something like this existed. I turned it over and on the back, there were a few words: GIVE YOUR COMPUTER THE SPEED OF HELL. I immediately bought it and went home to test it.
In the CD case, there was only one completely colourless CD. I inserted it into my computer and instantly, a program opened named "000.EXE", which was the setup. In the setup, there was 1 button: "BEGIN", I clicked on it and it started installing, I found it quite bizarre that the setup said "666 MB REMAINING", while the number never changed. After the setup, the system did a restart, but this time there were no loadscreens, no chimes, no happy Windows logos, just a black screen and then my desktop. The screen looked like there was red tint everywhere, possibly caused by the graphics driver. Some loud distorted noises, screams and long reversed bells came out of the speakers.
The CD case said that my computer will be faster, but it wasn't; in fact it was much much slower, and the icons on my desktop started...melting? And the computer noises were becoming louder and louder, almost unbearable. I wanted to turn off my computer but the mouse didn't respond, nor did the power switch. The screen was idle for a few minutes, but then these words popped up in red font: "YOU LOOK SUITABLE FOR US". And then I realised something...the webcam on my monitor...was always on...staring at me....
Creeped out, I went to cover the webcam with paper, but the webcam was weirdly too hot to touch and soon the paper caught fire because of it. I tried to put the fire off by throwing the paper into the sink, but no water came out of the tap and the fire grew and grew. After all my struggles, I decided to throw the paper out of the window. After loud and disturbing distorted sounds that came out of my speakers, a deep distorted voice said: "HAVING FUN?" My desktop on the computer was now covered with too-realistic-too-watch fire and melting icons. I disconnected the cord that connected my computer and I felt inner relaxation...
After all of this, I went back to the flea market with that CD and decided to ask for its origins, but it was too late. The flea market I bought it from was burning down. A police officer was near the market and I asked him, how did the market catch fire. He answered quickly, "I don't know...some sort of burning paper rolled here and decided to explode. Here, I have this paper right here." The paper was all black from soot and after wiping some soot off it, words that sort of were burnt inside the paper read, "YOU STILL LOOK SUITABLE FOR US..."
Credited to Kristjankalev
Originally uploaded on June 7, 2011
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