Dingo the Wolf

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D-Don't watch Dingo the Wolf.... Don't! I am telling you this for your own good! You will regret watching it like i did! I... I might as well tell you how it started while i still have sometime... It was one saturday morning, I was up watching cartoon network, the show regular show was on. Regular Show isn't something i enjoy very much, it's really weird dumb and doesn't make any sense to me... It might have been because im mostly into old shows.  Well anyway... After the show ended the CN anniversary came on. It's something that i enjoyed a bit because it had all those old CN shows like Fosters home for imaginary friends, Courage, Samuria Jack and other things like that..

One of the many reasons why I liked that commercial besides it's bright colors too... But then i saw something weird. In the scene where Jakes mouth is open and some of CN characters run out i saw somethin appearing over the mountain. It was really small and hard to see but from what i could tell, it looked like a cartoon bears head on a very very skinny body but that's all i could tell from looking at it. Seeing how it was an anniversary i saw as nothing more than a little cameo for an older show.

On Monday it was 1:16 in the afternoon at School. I was in 5th period talking to my friend Chad about what grades we got on our math test. Seeing how I hated math I didn't really expect much but Chad being the more nerdy in our friendship expected much from his math test. After a while of chatting about the math test I remebered the weird character in the anniversary short. Seeing how Chad has seen a bit more old shows than I have I decided to ask him about it. He didn't know anything about it... So I left it at that.

After school and long hours of work I opened up my laptop and went on youtube to watch some Nullmetal Alchemist, a favorite abridged series of mine. But before I typed it in I saw a recommeded video. It had the bear I had seen before in the anniversary short. The video was called "Dingo the Wolf!" Strange as it was I checked it out.The show started off with Dingo the Wolf theme song, the song went on as "Dingo the Wolf, Dingo the Wolf, always going on adventures with his friends you and me! Dingo the Wolf, Dingo the Wolf, I wonder what adventure it will be! Dingo the Wolf, Dingo the Wolf, Stay and you will see! Dingo the WOLF!!" The theme song was sung by children. The audio was pretty bad but it being an old cartoon show it can't be helped. Lines were appearing across the screen so the show must have been made years ago.  After the theme song ended Dingo the Wolf popped up from a black hole like the Looney tunes characters usually do. He gave out a goofy smile and you can see his teeth. They were round like most goofy cartoon characters teeth are, ya know like goofy, partick, those kinds.... Anyway after the laugh Dingo the Wolf looked at me, not so scary or anything.... At least not yet...He said "Oh hello there! Thanks for stopping by to watch my show. Thank you ever so much! Now it's for the show to begin! The Wolf went back into the hole and the hole popped. Suddenly the screen showed a forest with a purple squirrel wearing nothing but green pants was on a rock. Dingo came out of the woods towards the purple squrriel. Now I could see Dingos full body.

Well I already knew what Dingos head and face looked like. The nose was a shiny ball ontop of what I can only guess was the long part of the nose, ya know, like a dog. The outline of the nose also formed his mouth. The ears were long....His body.. Was like i said very..very skinny. So skinny you could see the rib cage and the spine. His body was more human like, strange as it was but it is a cartoon. The arms were so skinny that you could see the bones. His hands and feet however were big and furry. The fur was white with colorful pocidots red blue green purple. But the fur on his face, head was brown though.. He did wear pants though, with a belt. He had a big puffy tail with brown fur.. As you expect, it being a cartoon for little kids Dingo and the purple squrriel went on some stupid adventure. At the end of the show Dingo said "Ah, the show is over. Oh well, I'll see you later friends! bye bye!" Then the show ends with the opening theme song but being played by a guitar.

After watching the show i didn't think much of it. It was mediocre at best but i guess it was good enough to be in CN celebration short. I mean, i didn't see Captain Planet in it... So i gave another look at another episode, Crocodile tears.The opening was the same as the last episode but Dingos dialogue was different. What he said was Öh, hello there again! Ready for another exciting adventure?! Let's go!" The episode then prosided as such. Dingo and the purple squrriel went to a zoo to see some crocodiles. Dingo was holding a big cup of chicken and was eating it. One of crocodiles noticed the food and pretended to cry, whimpering and looking at the food. Dingo looks at the crocodile and then the food and decides to give the animal a piece of his food. Unfortunatly some guards come out and start beating him up. The crocodile starts laughing at him and the screens pans off to a sign saying "Don't feed the animals". Thats how the episode ended.

I liked this episode a bit more then the first and was hooked onto the show so I wanted to watch some more episodes... Only that there was something odd about it. When starting to watch the episode the quality was a little off, worse than the previous ones. But everything was normal though, Dingo popped up from the usual black hole with some new dialogue. "Wow, back for a third episode?! You must really like this show!". Foolishly I replied with Ït's alright". The screen was still Dingo poking his head out of the black hole, with a frown. The music started skipping, repeating the moment the kids say Dingo... Suddenly the screen goes gray and the music goes backwards. Everything goes back to normal to a scene with Dingo running from a bear saying "No papa bear! I"m sorry I stole your poridge!" I was a little confused because it opened up in what seemed to be the middle of the episode. The scene went up for another good 2 minutes because the screen went gray, more lines were popping up again and the song was going backwards again but was also disorted. Suddenly the screen changed to Dingo and the Crocodile....God, then to the crocodile horrible mutilated and Dingo just standing there....Smiling at it.... His fur was darker though with red eyes, his nose was red, The torse was open that you could see Dingos ribcage which was bleeding and guts hanging out.His pants were ripped from the bottom and the twos of his feet were sharp.  His hands have three long claws on coming from inside the top the hand. The top of his tail was just the skeleton of the tail. The scene only appears for three seconds and splits back to the Papa Bear hold Dingo by the neck and hitting him repeatedly in the head.

I paused the video to stop and think about what i saw. I noticed it was 2:00 am and that it was a school night so i turned the computer off and went to sleep.... That thing...It went into my mind, my dream, and...In my dream all i saw was Dingo staring at me, he looked normal. Everything was quiet, nothing wrong... But everything was so wrong. Everything flashed to the Dingo i had seen in the image but his face was even closer to me. He then yelled out with a dark, demon, voice "Why did you stop watching my show?! Isn't it alright enough?!" I woke up sweating all over and breathing heavily. My heart was racing. I stayed up for the rest of that night.

When I got to school I talked to Chad to mostly forget what I saw. He asked me if I found the Dingo the Wolf but I told him I didn't... He didn't need to see it. The Teacher told us to stop talking because class was starting. She started class off with History, that's how class always started. She wrote down the name of some of the presidents of the United States, But what i saw... Was Dingo coming out of his hole on the smart board. I was startled from the image and jumped from my seat. Everyone looked at me with confusion and the teacher asked me what was wrong. I was about to mention the Dingo picture but it wasn't there anymore. So i told her i didn't get enough sleep, wasn't so much a lie I didn't get any sleep. So I sat back down but was obviously embarresed. I doodled in my notebook I had with some notes on the subject we were goin 'on about. I looked up so the teacher wouldn't get too supsicious about me and luckily I didn't see Dingo. So I looked back at my notebook but unfortunatly a doodled Dingo was full on the page I was doodling on. I immediately closed the book and put it in my backpack after class.

Throughout School time i kept seeing Dingo in the corner of my eye. I kept trying to ignore it but it made me jumpy. I made a fool out of myself that. On the bus ride home I stared out of the window to calm myself but when I noticed something up ahead. It was Dingo holding a sign saying "Wanna watch my show tonight". He then changed to that monster and the writing on the sign was "I'll kill you". I looked the other way from him to talk to some other people, anyone! To make me feel more comfortable in this current situation even if I couldn't escape...

When i got home i turned on the tv to watch some Adventure Time. The episode where Jakes kids first debuted was on, one of my personal favorites, even if the kids did grow up quickier than i expected. Everything was fine until it got to the part with the wolves... All the wolves were Dingo! The quality was shit! All the Dingos were looking at Jake and his pups, circled around them. The kids were scared and even Jake. One of the Dingos grabbed Jake.jr and ate her head off. Jake attacked the Dingo but was stabbed in the stomach and was thrown into a tree. Jake was too weak to do anything and could only watch as his kids were being eaten alive. It was so..so...Jake was hung up to a tree by his wrist with all the Dingos around him. One had T.V burned through a stick, took a bite out of her. That monster and the other Dingos gathered up closer and closer to Jake before the screen went black and all i could hear was Jakes blood curdiling scream and flesh being torn apart. I tried turning the tv off but it didn't work! Not even unplugging it worked! It went on for 3 minutes.... "Hey" was yelled out after that. I looked up to see Only one Dingo in that...form standing next to Jake. Jake was nothing but skeleton and flesh that looked far to realilistic for something of Adventure Times budget all over Jake. I stared at Jakes body, I dont remeber how long. Dingo bursted out "Hey, if you don't want to end up like Jake and his pups did...Then you better get back to watching my show.... You might be even tastier than T.V was." The screen went blank after that.

I plugged the tv back up and turned the tv back on. I switched from channel to channel but all i could find was Dingo the Wolf episodes. I turned the tv off and went on my laptop to watch some videos. I started feel pain on my arm and when i looked at my arm knife marks were all over it. They were deep and bleeding. I got up and started thinking about this. I liked old cartoons but this!....I can't handle a cursed cartoon torturing me just because I won't watch his show. I decided to suck it up and go with it. Unfortunatly everywhere i looked Dingo was here Dingo there Dingo was EVERYWHERE! ha ha ha ha hehe heh...heh... I bet before too long I'll see nothing but that fucking wolf!......Which is why i'm sitting here....In my warm......With a gun in my hand.... Fuck nostalgic.

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